Rob Ford and the End of the Moron Nation

Well it was never going to be a pretty sight eh? You can't put lipstick on a Con.

But there was Rob Ford  as ugly as ever. Blaming everybody but himself, after hitting the ground with a sickening thud. 

An Ontario judge ordered today that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford be relieved of his duties as the city's chief magistrate after it was found he violated conflict of interest rules, but the outspoken politician says he'll fight the decision.

Heaving with indignation, vowing to fight tooth and nail, or in his case toof and hoof, to keep his job. Because you know it's all a conspiracy.

"This comes down to left-wing politics. The left wing wants me out of here and they'll doing anything in their power to," he said.

When in fact everyone but him, his brother Doug, and the drooling remnants of his Moron Nation, knows that the monstrous gravy sucking Fordzilla was the author of his own misfortune.

With Ford, it’s always someone else’s fault. But his excuses never clanged more hollow. The conflict of interest violation that could leave Ford jobless is entirely his doing. It was easily avoided through exercising just a modicum of common sense and a bit of self control. But that, of course, has never been Ford’s strength.

A crass, vulgar, millionaire, a political thug who used racism and dirty tricks to get himself elected. 

An ugly bigot who made gay people feel unwelcome in their own city, and bullied anyone who dared stand in his way. A pathetic child man who preferred coaching a football team to running Canada's biggest city. And thought rules were made for others.

The evidence is everywhere. When Ford presses city employees to work on behalf of his family’s company, when he bullies managers who dare to disagree, and sets coaching high school football ahead of his public duties, even to the point of putting city staff and resources at the disposal of his team, it shows an absence of integrity.

The smarmy Con pol who was caught plotting with his fishing buddy Stephen Harper, at a Bubba BBQ the PMO didn't want you to see. 

The dumb as a spoon suburban demagogue who would declare war on the bicycle instead of the car, and throw away $60 million in car registration fees, on his first day in office, in a city choking in its own fumes.

But doesn't have enough money to help poor kids, or save the old animals of little Far Enough Farm.

Like my friend Jake...

Oh yeah. It may not be the best way to get rid of a mayor. But it's the best day EVER in the history of Toronto.

And I've got to be brutally honest eh? I don't really care how Rob Ford is brought down. Nailed by the law, or framed with a hooker.

As long as the Fordzilla's greasy grip on Toronto is loosened...

And he hits the ground with a sickening thud.

Like he did the other day.

Over and over again...



Gawd. It's true eh? The bigger you are the harder you fall.

One Con down.

Many more to come...

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