Saturday, March 21, 2009
The Bigot Woozle of British Columbia
The first time I arrived in Vancouver a friend took me to the tip of Stanley Park ...a place called Ferguson Point...to watch the sun go down and the float planes come in to land.
And it was all so awesome...and the BC bud was so good.... I turned to him at one point and said something like "OMG this is PARADISE !!!! "
And he said: "Yes...but just remember as soon as you leave the city it's Reform Country."
And I said: "Oh no...not rednecks and woozles?"
And he laughed and said "No woozles but more rednecks than you can count."
But sadly he was only HALF right. There were quite a few rednecks and religious fanatics. But there was also a woozle. A nasty bigot woozle called Kari Simpson
And not only is she REALLY ugly and scary.
Now she's going after gay kids.
Telling them they're sick and need to be treated. When in fact they are BEAUTIFUL. And it's the bigot woozle that needs urgent treatment...to cure her foul homophobia.
Although now that I think about it even a woozle couldn't be that mean and nasty
So maybe what we're REALLY dealing with here is Canada's Anita Bryant...
You know some things are for sure eh?
Bigots and homophobes may hurt us, but they will NEVER beat us.
And whether they are woozles or worse.
They ALWAYS look ridiculous...