The Bigot Woozle of BC Loses Again

When I read how the BC Human Rights Tribunal had slapped down some ugly homophobe for her deranged proposal to "cure" gay kids, at first I didn't pay too much attention.

BC’s Human Rights Tribunal has dismissed a complaint from anti-gay activist Kari Simpson alleging the lack of therapy for students “who suffer from homosexuality and other dysfunctional sexual orientations” is discriminatory.

So many crazy homophobes to slap down...so little time.

But then when I took a good look at her, and read what she had to say, this one did seem even crazier and definitely UGLIER than most. Pretending she wants to help gay kids when she is really putting them down.

“What you seek is to have the Tribunal proceed with a complaint that identifies homosexuality as a dysfunction, amounting to a disability...”

And then I REMEMBERED. This raving rube is no ordinary backwoods homophobic hee haw. Born and raised in the U.S. she's Canada's would be Anita Bryant.

The mother of Amerika's anti-gay movement. Or the Bigot Woozle of British Columbia !!!!

Except that now she's not just ridiculous, she's a pathetic LOSER...

Simpson isn’t surprised. She told Xtra West the decision lays the groundwork for a case of systemic discrimination she now wants to lay against the Tribunal itself.“They have conveniently assisted me greatly in this,” she says.

Oh really? Paging Ezra the Con Wizzle. Muahahahaha.

But seriously you know... this story made me wonder what I would have said if when I was a teenager somebody had tried to "cure" me.

I was a lot shyer then. But I'd had to fight the bullies who wanted to "cure" me...or kill me.

And they had FAILED. Any sex-ed teacher who tried to "cure" me would have met a similar fate. I probably would have told them to suck my you know what ....and see if THEY can change.

So I'm pretty sure what I say now.

I would have said then...













Because the gay youth of Canada are amazingly, totally, fabulously AWESOME.

These bigots really NEED. And the Woozle can wizzle all she wants.

But she'll NEVER be Anita Bryant....

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h/t my awesome buddy Mark.

The Bigot Woozle of British Columbia

The first time I arrived in Vancouver a friend took me to the tip of Stanley Park ...a place called Ferguson Point...to watch the sun go down and the float planes come in to land.

And it was all so awesome...and the BC bud was so good.... I turned to him at one point and said something like "OMG this is PARADISE !!!! "

And he said: "Yes...but just remember as soon as you leave the city it's Reform Country."

And I said: "Oh no...not rednecks and woozles?"

And he laughed and said "No woozles but more rednecks than you can count."

But sadly he was only HALF right. There were quite a few rednecks and religious fanatics. But there was also a woozle. A nasty bigot woozle called Kari Simpson












And not only is she REALLY ugly and scary.

Now she's going after gay kids.

Telling them they're sick and need to be treated. When in fact they are BEAUTIFUL. And it's the bigot woozle that needs urgent treatment...to cure her foul homophobia.

Although now that I think about it even a woozle couldn't be that mean and nasty

So maybe what we're REALLY dealing with here is Canada's Anita Bryant...



You know some things are for sure eh?

Bigots and homophobes may hurt us, but they will NEVER beat us.

And whether they are woozles or worse.

They ALWAYS look ridiculous...