Thursday, March 05, 2009

David Frum and the Wrath of the Porculus

Uh oh. It looks like somebody forgot to warn David Frum that now that Rush Limbaugh is the de facto Fuhrer , Mussolini , Great Fat Leader of the Republican Party.

Any RepubliCon who doesn't kiss his enormous ass PAYS.

So when Frummy wrote this about The Porculus.

With his private plane and his cigars, his history of drug dependency and his personal bulk, not to mention his tangled marital history, Rush is a walking stereotype of self-indulgence – exactly the image that Barack Obama most wants to affix to our philosophy and our party...

He found that out the hard way.

On Tuesday evening, the radio host Mark Levin opened his show with an angry shouted 10-minute monologue in which he called me (among other choice terms) a “putz,” an “a-hole,”a “frat boy,” “irrelevant,” and - ouch! - “this Canadian.”

And The Porculus got to do one of his patented victory dances...on Frum's limp body.


Mark Levin on his radio show last night just savaged David Frum. I mean, he sliced David Frum up, chewed him up and spit him out. Frum knew it was bad, but didn't know how bad. I got e-mails from people last night, "You ought to hear what Levin is doing to Frum."

Golly isn't that AWFUL? No wonder Letterman compared him to an East European gangster. What will El Rushbo put at the end of Frum's bed I wonder? A pig's head...a two-ton cherry pie...or a one-way ticket to Commie Canada?

But seriously is it just me or is Frummy starting to sound like a LIBERAL?

You don't think that one day he'll apologize for Bush, the Axis of Evil, Karl Rove, the religious right ...or just EVERYTHING?

Like Vanilla Ice did the other day....

Oh Mighty Monkey God I hope so.

Because anything that helps marginalize the Republican Party for a generation has got to be good. And even if The Porculus chases Frum right out of the U.S.... there's a sentimental bonus for Canada too !!

Frummy could get chummy with Iggy.. join the Conservative Liberal Party.... or the Liberal Conservative one.

And Barbara would be so PROUD...

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