Sunday, October 25, 2015
Prince Justin and the Painful Collapse of the Con Regime
Golly. I know it's Jason Kenney's twisted fantasy, and Stephen Harper's Satanic nightmare.
But I can't help feeling like I'm living in a fairy tale. It's that good.
Prince Justin has toppled the monstrous tyrant, like he brought down the ogre Brazeau.
And is now charming Canada and the world with his niceness, his coolness, his hotness.
And his bhangra skills !!!
First he conquered Harperland, and now he's conquering India !!!
He is going to restore our soiled image in the world.
Two things will become apparent as the new prime minister-designate hits the road. First, our image on the world stage is about to go from vanilla to pistachio.
Second, we are about to drop the bellicosity that marked the Stephen Harper years and engage in some old-fashioned diplomacy.
It's not going to take ten years as I had feared, just another ten days.
We are going to start acting like Canadians again.
Instead of loutish grunting hogs...
And speaking of farm animals....when I told my friend Hamish, a shepherd in the Scottish highlands, that Prince Justin is also going to legalize marijuana, and sensed that he was sinking slowly into the heather, purple with envy.
I knew that my Canada was back eh?
And yes, can you believe it?
We really did it...
We stopped Stephen Harper and his foul regime from killing this country.
We stopped him from strangling medicare, bleeding our institutions, ripping off seniors and veterans, and raping our humble but decent Canadian values beyond recognition.
We stopped him from making millions of Canadians second-class citizens in their own country. We stopped him from using bigotry to divide us. We stopped him from turning us into a police state.
We stopped him from torching our country and our planet...
Can you believe it?
The complacent Canadians gave the sick bastard the boot...
And as Jeffrey Simpson points out, if we change the voting system we can exile his ReformCon conspiracy from power forever.
Prime-minister-designate Justin Trudeau insists that the Oct. 19 election will be the last held under the existing voting system – first past the post.
Suppose it happens. Any new system would hurt the Conservative Party that evolved under Stephen Harper and the leaders of the Canadian Alliance and Reform parties, Stockwell Day and Preston Manning.
If their supporters don't die of ignorance and old age first.
Conservatives do well among people over 65 and those with the least formal education. Those are hardly the groups on which a party can build a bigger future.
Or the Con don't kill themselves. Because it's getting ugly out there.
In a sign of increasingly heavy-handed attempts to quell internal Conservative-party unrest following the defeat of Stephen Harper’s government, the party is planning a post-election caucus meeting to which defeated candidates would not be invited.
A senior member of the Conservative caucus said several MPs are “strongly fighting” the move to bar defeated incumbents.
And there is growing concern in the party over Harper’s apparent plan to stay on as an MP.
And I can only imagine how Stephen Harper must be feeling...
Now that he knows that NOBODY wants him.
Poor maniac dictator. As if being humiliated by Prince Justin, the Son of Trudeau, wasn't painful enough.
But still, try as I might, I just can't feel sorry for him.
Not after what him and his lowlife Cons did to our beautiful Canada. I want them all put on trial, and hopefully jailed .
Because for them life should mean life, or whatever...
For no worse criminals and political perverts ever infested this land.
And yes, that's why I feel like I'm living in a fairy tale.
That's why I may have to put rocks in my pockets, to keep me from floating up and sticking to the roof like a helium balloon. Because I've rarely been happier in my life.
We've got our Canada back.
Prince Justin is our Prince Charming...
And off to a fine start.
The depraved dictator is being attacked by his own Con zombies.
And this ghastly freak show is finally over...
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