Celebrating Our First Harper-Free Canada Day

It was a beautiful blue summer day in the Great White North. The kind I dream about all year round.

A chance to get away from the city, feel the clean lake air in my face. Try to forget about all the problems we face in this increasingly scary world.

And prepare to celebrate what will be for me, one of the greatest days of my life.

The first Canada Day since we defeated the hideous tyrant Stephen Harper.



And started taking our country back.

And what a glorious day it will be.

For let us never forget what that nightmare in Harperland was like, and how hard that depraved monster tried to destroy our Canada... 



And how close he came to succeeding. And how he raped our big beautiful land, its democracy, and its values over and over again. 

Until it lay wounded in a pool of blood and oil.

So it seems only fitting that it should be our beautiful aboriginal people who should ruin that depraved monster's Canada Day, with this stinging slap in the face.



The Federal Court of Appeal has overturned approval of Enbridge's controversial Northern Gateway project after finding Ottawa failed to properly consult the First Nations affected by the pipeline.

And drive yet another nail into that project.

"At every turn you're going, you are seeing nails in the coffin of the Enbridge project," said Peter Lantin, president of the council of the Haida Nation, one of the parties that appealed. "I don't think there's enough room for another nail in the coffin."

And into the coffin of Harper's foul legacy.

But sadly, although I wish I could say that legacy is dead and buried, and that our beautiful peaceful country is safe, I can't.

Because as you can see from the latest attack ad from Con headquarters, it lives on in the same satanic colours of that political pervert...



It's still the same dirty old Harper Party. Excreting lies and Trudeau hate out of every inflamed orifice.

And judging from the first two comments under that ad on their Facebook page.



They still hate this country with a passion, and they're still as crazy as ever.

And if you thought they had buried their diseased values, you can forget about that as well.

For this comes straight from the foul Twitter page of their hideous leader Rona Ambrose.



Can you believe that?

Those thieving Cons who lived like hogs would dare lecture us about saving money, when they wasted BILLIONS on their porky propaganda trying to brainwash us into submission.

And would put their cruel ideology before the needs of the poorest and the most vulnerable Canadians...



Even if it killed them, or condemned them to live out their lives in poverty and deprivation.

My god, who are those bestial Cons? Who is this evil leader?



Is she just cruel, or is she out of her mind?



And can you imagine what the Cons might be doing to this country if they were still in power?

And the good news? They're NOT.

We crushed them like bugs, humiliated their foul leader...



And now they're desperate. And I mean desperate.

Those diseased Trudeau haters are screaming in pain. They're foaming with pus, biting off their lower extremities and sticking knives into their eyes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!!!!!! 

Because now we have a new Prime Minister who is at home in the company of the noble and the decent...



And who is slowly but surely restoring our precious values, and our image in the eyes of the world.

Here's his Canada Day message that was released early this morning...



And what a difference a year makes.

Oh boy. How lucky we are to live in this big beautiful country.

I don't know where the winds of destiny will take me.

But isn't freedom wonderful?



Don't ever let those monstrous Cons steal our country again.

And Happy Canada Day everybody !!!

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