Thursday, November 14, 2013

Piggy Ford, Sun News, and Harper's Fatal Hat Trick

Gosh. I've never started a post with the same picture I used to end the last one eh?

But you really can't repeat this enough times: You can't put lipstick on a Con hog.

Mayor Rob Ford threatened to sue former staffers Thursday, but it was his reference to allegations of oral sex with a former staff member that sent shockwaves through the city.

“It says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married and I’ve got more than enough to eat at home,” he said before heading up to council.

Because now NOBODY can deny that the man is a vulgar swine, who would embarrass his own wife, his city, and his country.

Or deny that Rob Ford and Sun News richly deserve each other.

Every TV station wants Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. But it’s Sun News Network that has landed the hottest man on the airwaves.

If you have loved or even hated the Ford Show so far, stay tuned because there’s more to come. The Rob and Doug Ford Show is coming to Sun News Network.

Because they're both Con, they're both sleazy, and they're both DESPERATE.

“Following the cancellation of their top-rated radio show, we approached the Fords about hosting a show on our network,” said Kory Teneycke, SNN vice-president. “We are delighted to announce they have agreed.”

“We are in the age of reality TV and it doesn’t get more real than the Fords,” said Teneycke.

And I have to believe that Teneycke is even MORE desperate than the Ford brothers, if that's possible eh?

Because not only is he willing to put a crass, vulgar, racist, homophobic. misogynistic, drug addict with criminal connections on the Con network. To his eternal shame, if he had any.

He's also reminding people that the Fords are both members of the Con Nation.

Despite all the trouble the PMO, where he once worked, is going to try to conceal that connection. By ordering all the members of the Harperite cult to not even MENTION the word "Ford"

And if asked by reporters to just say this:

“I have nothing to add to your story. Let me know if you want to talk about job numbers.”

Just like they tried to conceal the tape of that famous barbecue.

Stephen Harper’s office recognized the video of him swapping jokes with Rob Ford may not be winning him any new friends. So it had it taken down.

Where the Fordzilla spoke lovingly about his "fishing trip" with Harper.

At least that's what we hope it was eh? Not some kind of drunken orgy.

And along with that other loser Tim Hudak, made plans for what Great Ugly Leader called their Con "hat trick."

Only to have Kory Teneycke bring back all those now BAD memories.

By going on a fishing trip of his own and reeling in Robbie...

And reminding us that as stinky as Ford is, he's one of THEM.

All of which could be even more embarrassing, if the province does decide to stage an intervention and remove the Fordzilla from office.

Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne opened the door to intervening in the “truly disturbing” situation involving Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Ms. Wynne said she would consult with other party leaders in view of achieving unanimous support for any move, noting the “extraordinary and unique nature” of the situation.

And both Harper and Hudak are forced to choose between opposing the move and losing Toronto, and most decent Canadians. Or supporting it and alienating what's left of the Ford Nation.

Golly. If I was the opposition one of the first questions I'd ask Stephen Harper when Parliament returns is, does he support the removal of Rob Ford from office? And if not why not?

And if I was at Queen's Park I'd ask Tim Hudak the same question.

As well as whether he feels the same way about Mike Duffy...

And doesn't he have ENOUGH problems?

And as for the Fordzilla, when councillors start turning their backs on him and quoting Cromwell:

“You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!”

You know he's done eh?

And we could soon have our own hat trick.

By bringing down THREE Con monkeys.

With ONE scandal...

Yup. As I keep telling you, we have the Con Nation where we want it.

And we are going to DESTROY it...

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Grant G said...

Amem Simon

"We are in the Age of Reality TV" ....

Hmmm, reality TV..

Amercan Idol.....Keeping up with the Karfashians...Project Runway...Jersey Shore...Duck Dynasty...The Apprentice....Here comes Honey Boo Boo...Moonshiners....Weed Country.....Jail.....Locked up Abroad..

There will be no Surviver!

Cheers Eyes Wide Open

e.a.f. said...

reality t.v.? more like a nightmare on elm st., Toronto, Ontario.

One of the advantages of having the Ford brothers on t.v., is now everyone can see how bad it really is. Combine that with reminders of Harper and Ford's great fishing trips and you just might have something to unseat stevie slime with. People will be able to truly see the fleas and the dogs. Once Ford start the show, other media ought to give a lot of coverage of the pictures of Ford and Harper. It will clearly demonstrate what is wrong with Harper.

the salamander said...

Thanks as always Simon .. Priceless reportage .. great to see Grant G comment.. ! And e.a.f. too !
Look for Cathie from Canada's contribution today .. its lovely and positive

On the not beautiful side of things
'Mayor' Ford is self destructing .. and is no longer 'news' .. You and Grant G make that clear
He's now some sort of fading jaded mascot .. a so called Harper conservative idol

Let's get after the truly destructive political vermin like Jenni Byrne.. servicing Harper
Arthur Hamilton.. litigating for Harper, Flanagan whispering in Harpers ear - (get rid of the indians ...)

And the Complicits - Flaherty of the Immaculate Deception 'budget' bills .. the king of Omnibus pillage
Joe 'green ethical' diluted bitumen Oliver,
Peter Kent who needs to confess how he sold out the Environment
Fantino the despicable chameleon.. heir to Vic Toews..
Polievre the lackey boy to Jenni, Ray Novak, Stephen Lecce .. Harper
Clement the glib manipulator & his good bud John Baird .. and Moore
and Keith Ashfield and Barb Shea .. the DFO dunderheads and sellouts..

These fat, rude, ignorant lipsticked pigs are lined up for BBQ ..

Will the RCMP do their job ?? Elections Canada do its job?
Our government is an out of control mob ..
not a single evident glowing heart to be seen ..
just rats in the granary - pigs in the trough

Ugh .. its going to be nasty cleaning up this mess ..

Anonymous said...

frod said something to the effect that when somebody challenges his or his family's reputation, he sees red yesterday along with his now world-famous quote about eating at home (LMFAO). If his wife had/has any shred of pride left, she'll bail out on this low life loser as fast as she can and never look back. To make that comment on national m.s.m. (no less) TV is about as disrespectful to her as anybody who's not a total fucking bum could ever imagine. he's "sorry" again . . . he's the sorriest fucking idiot I've ever seen in politics. He couldn't even get away with this kind of shit in the u.s. (they have prosecuted politicians there for drug offenses) but he can here. What The Fuck???

Anonymous said...

It will be good to have the Fords ranting their crass, homophobic, racist, misogynist remarks on Sun TV while gushing their support for Dear Leader and Tim Loser.

The only people watching Sun TV are likely their own rabid base who would never vote for anyone else anyway.

Meanwhile, the rants can only further alienate non partisan voters and open the eyes of even more ignorant voters as the connections between Ford and Con Nation become even more obvious to them. Ignorance is curable (it is only stupidity that is forever).

Won't be surprised if the PMO pressures Sun TV to back off though, after all, aren't Dear Leader and Teneycke close?

ron wilton said...

Ford has plenty of friends in low places...including herr harper.

Anonymous said...

Kudos to you for keeping on this, Simon! Frankly, there's so much nonsense and bullshit shit here it makes my head spin. Its like we've been thrown into some other very creepy dimension.

Simon said...

hi Grant....I sweat I've NEVER watched any of those shows, but from what I know of them I think the Fordzilla Show is a combination of Jersey Shore and Duck Dynasty. It is vulgar, it is redneck, and he sure quacks loudly... ;)

Simon said...

hi salamander...yes it's important to keep an eye on the bigger picture, and not forget that the Ford brothers are just a front for a massive Con conspiracy to try to manke inroads in Toronto. I actually witnessed one of their so-called newsers/klown acts and what caught my attention was the number of lean and mean Con operatives looking on from the shadows. And yes I do intend to offer up this humble blog to the prosecution when the Cons go on trial. And they're lucky I'm not the Crown Attorney.
For you can be sure I would be demanding one of those minimum sentences, or the maximumthe law can throw at them. The Ford scandal has convinced me they really can't be allowed to run anything, for they corrupt everything they touch, and we deserve better....

Simon said...

hi anon...I actually feel very sorry for his wife. There have been allegations of domestic abuse, and the look on her face at that news conference was very sad indeed. And how someone could make a comment as vulgar as he did is simply beyond, and said more about him than just about anything he has ever said or done. But most of all I just want him and Harper gone, so peace can return, and we can become a normal country again...

Simon said...

hi anon...yes I would love them to go on about their buddy Hudak and their Lord Harper, because with friends like those who needs enemies. Although you're right, they would only be preaching to the converted, and I very much doubt Sun News is going to win themselves any new viewers especially when the novelty wears off. Besides, the moment Rob Ford declares his intention to run in the next election he will no longer be able to appear on the show, and without the buffoon I very much doubt the show will last long. I'm sure that if Teneycke wasn't so desperate for viewers, he never would have placed the Cons in such a spot. But he is desperate and there all going down...

Simon said...

hi Ron....yes Lord Harper does have an unusual ability to slide off his throne and crawl through the gutter. And you can be sure he hasn't given up on the Ford Nation, although the way things are going he may soon have to use a microscope to find them. But that's OK, because we will be watching them all closely, and seeking any opportunity to make them look bad...

Simon said...

hi Way Way Up...thanks I try to keep positive and focused on the big picture, because like you it makes my head spin. Can you believe this horror show? At a time when there are so many pressing problems facing Toronto and the country, we need this criminal carnival act like we need a hole in the head. I'm certainly no saint or moral crusader, but my parents did raise me to demand better, and I find all that sordid stuff absolutely revolting. Let's hope it will be a wake up call, and that we can emerge from that creepy dimension stronger and more determined to make this country beautiful again...

ThinkingManNeil said...

The Clusterfuck That Walked Like a Man might be teaming up with Fucked News North, but if it and its thug brother decide to run again like they claim they have, the marriage could be short lived...


ThinkingManNeil said...

Ooops, forgot the link...