OMG. I don't know whether to celebrate or send out an
But it appears as if Stephen Harper is missing in action.
He hasn't showed his face in the House of Commons for DAYS, and I'm starting to fear the worst.
Great Leader is not only hopelessly lost. Like the Ikea monkey. He's also losing his mind !!!!!
I mean consider the evidence eh?
First he puts out a depraved attack ad that went nowhere.
New Conservative advertisements attacking Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau aren’t being well received by Canadians and appear to have had little to no effect in swaying voters to the Tories, according to a new poll.
But did make him look like a political pervert. Which only inflamed him further. !@#!!
Then while looking for HIS morals and/or HIS marbles, he somehow managed to lose OUR money.
And now he can't tell the difference between an unemployed Canadian, and a foreign worker.
The minister responsible for the temporary foreign worker program was told last year that employers were hiring temporary foreign workers in the same jobs and same locations as Canadians who were collecting employment insurance, CBC News has learned.
Caramba. Is this Canada or Harperlandia? Is this gross incompetence or dementia?
So I understand why he doesn't dare show his face in the Commons. If I was him I'd be wearing a veil under that cowboy hat. So Tom Mulcair doesn't recognize him, and grill him like a cheeseburger.
But it's not Harper's growing incompetence, or his swelling porno collection, that worries me eh? It's his wildly escalating vindictiveness.
Because when you snub a great Canadian like Joe Clark, a Conservative so decent even I could vote for him, or a space hero like Mark Garneau, or go to depraved lengths to screw-up Mark Carney's goodbye party, this isn't just vindictiveness, it's INSANITY.
It's not normal, it's not acceptable, it's weirdo stuff. And it is so horribly familiar.
Great Vindictive Leader is clearly going over the deep end. Like his scary ancestor.
And no doubt this was the final straw.
Justin Trudeau is obviously smarter and wilier than some of us gave him credit for. He’s been Liberal leader for less than a month and already he and his party strategists have devised a clever plan to mess with Stephen Harper’s head that is almost certain to cause cranial explosions deep within the Hidden Agenda Room at 24 Sussex Drive.
Cargo pants? A crumpled T-shirt … what could it all mean? When the Conservatives wanted to introduce some warmth to Mr. Harper’s public persona, they dressed him in a sweater vest. So now he’s got to buy a green T-shirt and some wrinkled shorts? Stephen Harper in shorts, now that’s an image to conjure with.
Because Kelly McParland may be as Con and as crazy as Harper, but he's right about the cranial explosions.
And he's right about the shorts.
That WOULD be scary...
Especially since you couldn't laugh too loudly eh?
Or shout out: "Great Leader is that Jason Kenney's bathing suit, or Mitt Romney's Mormon pyjamas?"
Without risking being shot by our new Ambassador to Jordan.
Gawd. Only in Harperlandia. And the good news?
The more incompetent, the weirder, the crazier Harper looks, the better for us. And trust me, he WILL get crazier as the pressure mounts. And he WILL do himself great damage. He can't help it.
But of course, first we have to find him. Or tell him to stop hiding.
So this is my heartfelt message to him tonight:
Great Leader please come back. I miss you already.
I think you look GREAT in shorts !!!!!
And we need you BADLY...
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