Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tony Clement and the Con Klown Show

Because I was at work I had to watch the Tony Clement Show with the sound turned down. 

Which was almost as disappointing as the fact he wasn't wearing a life jacket.

But from the weird look in his eyes and the way he moved his fleshy beak. Buh buh buh buh buh. I knew he was just parroting the government line.

The government is resolved “to protect Canadians from the coercive and intrusive methods that had been used” to collect census data, Mr. Clement told the committee.

And from the manic way he rocked back and forth in his seat, it was obvious that his attempt to defend the indefensible, has clearly driven him over the deep end.

Just like Doris...

“Do you think it is right that you can threaten your neighbour with jail time if she doesn’t tell you if she has mental issues or not?” he wrote. “Or who does what chores in the house? Or whether she is a Jew or not? Don't you find that one even a little bit chilling?”

Gawd. Who has mental issues? Who are these Con klowns  going to try to scare us with next ? Ahmadinejad or Octopus Paul?

And can't they even get their story straight ?

Because you know Hitler is Hitler, Stalin is Stalin, and Harper is Harper.

And I really need to know which dictator is threatening my bedroom.

And why would they bother?

Oh well, all kidding aside, trying to reason with these klown ideologues is just a waste of time. The facts are simple and they speak for themselves.

These Cons are trying to plunge Canada into the darkness of ignorance, to please their smelly base who are too dumb, or too lazy, or too paranoid, to fill out a form.

The stench is killing Canada:

We won’t know any more, for sure, how many same-sex couples live among us, how many people are coping with physical or mental difficulties, how well people are speaking English or French, where people came from, how many Indians and other aboriginals there are, who has moved from where to where, who works at what and how much we get paid, who’s paying child support, how the housing stock is fairing, and much more.

The Cons are brutish ideologues.

And whatever those crazy sock puppets say or do. 

They are dangerous.

And it's all MADNESS...

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