Well at least now we know what gazillions of dollars, a fake lake, a G20 Gorilla Show, a Conada Day celebration, and inhaling the Queen's farts can get you eh?
A boondoggle bonus..
I must say at first I was worried. I mean if Iggy shrinks anymore they'll have to carry him around in a jam jar...or an oil barrel. But then I read this:
A final interesting hypothesis is that Stephen Harper may now be assuming a symbolic as well as political role...If indeed Harper is now becoming a proxy for national pride, this may make the challenge for Ignatieff even more formidable.
And I knew it had to be the brutal heat wave. Because I've never heard anything more ridiculous.
And what else could explain this?
Finley said he's hopeful senators will eventually bow to the will of the elected Commons, which has already approved the bill. But if they don't, he said: "Let's dance."
"We're ready to go to an election if we have to. The buses, the planes, the trains, the money, the boardroom — everything's ready to rock and roll."
Cons can dance? The buses are ready? They're ready to take their show on the road?
Nah. I just can't see it. And neither can the Cons.
While we do hold a lead over the Liberals, Caucus members should be aware that a 10-point lead is inconsistent with the findings of other pollsters and our own, internal assessments.
When subsequent polls show different findings, this will NOT mean that Michael Ignatieff has suddenly gained momentum.
Because they know it's just a mirage. When Canadians recover from this heat wave, and they realize how much money Harper and his Cons have spent trying to buy a
And even Iggy will look
Memo to Doug Finley: Surrender to summer like the rest of us. You idiot.
The Cons are going NOWHERE.
Stephen Harper's probably rolling on the floor, biting the carpet, and screaming: I spent FIVE BILLION dollars and all I got was a lousy minority ???!!!
And only Jack can DANCE...
The really good news? If a guy who is battling cancer can dance for three hours in the blazing heat, he's in better shape than I am.
Jack... Jack.. can I have a vuvusela if I join the NDP?
As for the rest of you.
See you at the beach...