Friday, May 29, 2009

The Day the Chimp Came to Town

When I heard that George Bush was in town I couldn't wait to let him know how much I love and admire him.

And that while he might get a standing ovation from some Canadians.

And a blow job from the Blue Lemon.

If only all these wastes of skin would always stay home the city and the world would be much better.

All the nasty little chimp can expect from me and my friends is a one-finger salute. And a demand that he be ARRESTED.

Because not only is he an idiot, a torturer, a mass murderer, and a war criminal.

He's also a dangerous Christianist nutbar.

Stranger still are new accounts emerging from France describing how former president Jacques Chirac was utterly baffled by a 2003 telephone conversation in which Bush reportedly invoked fanatical Old Testament prophecy – including the Earth-ending battle with forces of evil, Gog and Magog – in his arguments to enlist France in the Coalition of the Willing.

"This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people's enemies before a New Age begins," Bush said to Chirac...

Chirac, in a new book by French journalist Jean-Claude Maurice, is quoted as confirming the surreal conversation, saying he was stupefied by Bush's reference to biblical prophecy and "wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs."

So know we know why all those people died. And how lucky we are to have survived him.

Or have we?

Did you know the biggest Canadian "expert" on the Battle of Gog and Magog is the Christianist bloater Charles McVety? Who lectures about that gibberish all the time.

Did you know that he was Finance Minister Jimbo Flaherty's SPECIAL guest the day he brought down his first budget? And that the PMO is crawling with sinister religious nutbars who believe that the end of the world is coming. And that's a GOOD thing.

Including Stephen Harper.

Yup. The Bush legacy lives on in the heart of the ReformCon government....and of course in the bitter core of the Blue Lemon. That waste of lemon peel.

How can we be sure that these Christianist Cons are thinking about the end of the recession, and not the end of the world?

Defeat them, SQUEEZE them, finish them off.

Before they END our country....


Colonel Neville said...

Hey Simon: THE DAY THE CHIMP CAME TO TOWN EH? Naturally I thought it was gonna be a racist thing on Obama. Half right...A standard self-loathing racist bigotry on George Bush. Check. Leftard liberal nuance. Got it. Get help ya phony twerp. Colonel Robert Neville blogspot com.

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Simon said...

Hi Colonel Neville....or should that be ATTEN--SHUN!!! I can't tell you how honoured I am to have you visit my humble blog. I LOVED your role in Apocalypse Now !!! The horror.... the horror. Too bad you lost that war too eh?
Now listen here you ridiculous old blimp, if I'm juvenile you're SENILE. I read your blog and it makes absolutely no sense at all. All it is a one screeching wail "mummy mummy the nasty Mooslims are coming to get me WAAAAAH !!!!
Religious extremism is indeed a threat, and there are intelligent ways to fight it. But all people like you will ever do is create more terrorists. Duh.
Finally ya crazy wingnut don't bother to recommend any reading material to me...especially stuff from that failed theatre critic Mark Steyn. Because what does he know about ANYTHING.
And if you think that it's OK for an American President to invoke Biblical gibberish as a reason for attacking another country may I urge YOU to seek help IMMEDIATELY...the horror...the horror... Muahahahaha...