Friday, October 02, 2015
Julian Fantino and the Horrible Ketchup Scandal
Oh no. Not more weird Con scandals. And not bloody Julian Fantino !!#@!!!
What with Stephen Harper whipping up bigotry to try to snatch another bleeding majority, I don't know if I can handle it eh?
This could be the story that finally drives me over the edge. And sends me tumbling into the moral abyss this country has become.
The story of Julie, the Ketchup, and the buttocks.
A construction worker has pressed assault charges against MP and former Toronto Police chief Julian Fantino for allegedly smearing ketchup on his behind during a raid in 1973.
He says officers roughed him up for several minutes and one officer kneed him in the back while his friend was being assaulted in a bedroom. He alleges an officer then poured ketchup down his buttocks and Fantino spread the condiment by stroking the outside of his pants with a police baton.
“You look like you’re enjoying this, Bonnici,” he quoted Fantino as saying.
Because I can't even imagine such depravity. I can imagine Fantino lecturing veterans like they were children and saying this:
"Julian Fantino remember that name."
Or running from them in Europe...
And of course I can imagine Fantino as a bully, so I suppose anything is possible.
But then I don't know if that story is right or wrong, just like I don't know for sure whether the Con MP Rick Dykstra was encouraging underage drinking.
One girl, who is now 17 but was 16 at the time, tweeted: “Lol Rick Dykstra just paid for our bottle service”
Another girl, aged 18, tweeted the next day “Thanks for the bottle service last night @RickDykstra #voteDykstra #Mansion”
When the 18-year-old was asked on Twitter how much Dykstra covered she answered “everything, there was at least 6 Ciroc [vodka] bottles.”
But let's just just hope that if it's true WE didn't pay for it.
Mansion House lists bottles of Ciroc vodka at $170 each.
And of course, I can only wish that Rona Ambrose was there to lecture those young people about the dangers of binge drinking, which is a REAL problem in this country.
Instead of going on and on about the imagined dangers of marijuana...
And looking like an idiot. Over and over again.
But then of course their depraved leader Stephen Harper doesn't exactly set the best example himself...
Not after that notorious swimsuit party at his place, where some underage girl was found half naked suffering from alcohol poisoning...
Only to somehow get away with it, instead of being arrested.
But yeah, they are the Harper Cons, and every one of those little scandals can only help cement their image as the worst and scummiest government this country has ever known.
Because we really do have to defeat them before they degrade this country further.
So kids please, put your vodka shooters down for a minute, make sure you vote.
And in this ghastly Harperland, please be socially responsible...
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