The Republican Nightmare and the Canada Party

Well today is Iowa Caucus day in America, and I must admit I'm a little concerned about the mental state of many of our neighbours, and where they might be going.

Because in their current fevered state ANYTHING could happen.

And to make matters worse I'm also worried about being horribly embarrassed. 

For having confidently predicted that Donald Trump would NOT bring fascism to America.

Because he's too much of a blustering dickhead...




But now I'm not so sure...



Because what else can you call a man who would retweet material from a white supremacist site that includes a picture of Trump gassing Bernie Sanders?

Who just happens to be Jewish.

And this is also troubling. 

Long before Trump hit the campaign trail, his ex-wife, Ivana, told Vanity Fair in a 1990 interview that Trump kept a collection of Hitler’s speeches on his night stand by his bed.

But then Trump isn't the only Republican candidate who has a fascist problem. 

So does the brutish Ted Cruz, who Trump likes to slag as a Canadian because he was born in Calgary...



Thanks a lot Alberta.

And who in turn likes to portray Obama as a fascist, who's trying to disarm redneck Americans...



So that his Muslims can take over, confiscate their Bibles, and impose Sharia law.

Even though when he was younger, Cruz himself liked to fantasize about world domination. 

A new video of a teenaged Ted Cruz, posted Saturday on YouTube, shows a lankier and younger version of the future Republican presidential candidate sarcastically talking about his life’s goals —and they’re far more ambitious than the mere presidency. "Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff,” Cruz says.

As well as about how he'd like to star in a "teen tit film."

But didn't let that stop him from bringing in Phil Robertson yesterday, the patriarch of the redneck reality show Duck Dynasty, to declare that Cruz is godly, and gay people should be exterminated.



And let's face it, just one whiff of that redneck bigot is probably enough to gas us ALL.

So all I can say is that anyone following the Republican leadership race better come prepared...



And thank goodness for the Canada Party...



Its wall, and it's platform.

For decades, guns have been slandered by left-wing bullet-dodgers as somehow being responsible for killing people when they are really just doing what they were designed to do: kill people. As guns actually outnumber Americans now, we believe firearms are long overdue protection from the people who use them. 

We are pleased to announce our Bill of Rights for Guns, affectionately known around the office as “Every Gun a Loaded Gun.” (See America, But Better, Chapter 3.8: "All We Are Saying Is Give Guns a Chance")

Because that is the kind of message we should be sending our neighbours. 

Before they take advantage of the Harper peso, flood up here with their concealed weapons, and gun us down in the stores and in the streets.

Thanks Steve.

But sadly of course, we can't save America by taking it over.

Lest they drone us, or invade us before we finish sealing off the border.

And luckily there is one presidential candidate I can support.

Who I dare to dream might restore sanity, and the America I love...



Yup. Let's just pray that decency and hope will prevail over fear and madness.

God bless America. God save Canada.

Go Bernie go...

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