Thursday, April 03, 2014
Eve Adams and the Trouble in the Garden Of Steve
Uh oh. Somebody call Jason Kenney or an exorcist.
Or an embalmer.
There is trouble in the Garden of Steve.
For at least the second time in recent months, Stephen Harper is being called on to deal with the conduct of Eve Adams, an Ontario MP who was once considered a showcase member of the Conservative government.
Harper has asked the party's governing body to investigate allegations against Adams lodged by rank-and-file members in a southern Ontario riding, the Prime Minister's Office confirmed Tuesday.
Steve has been forced to slither down from his perch to deal with yet another scandal. Eve has been causing a ruckus at a car wash.
Gas station owner John Newcombe said Adams, who was upset over a $6 car wash she deemed unsatisfactory, used her car to partially block access to the refuelling area at his west-end Esso station for 15 minutes last December.
Security camera footage from that day shows her vehicle parked directly in front of a pump lane, with traffic backing up behind it. Newcombe said he asked her repeatedly to move the car, but to no avail.
Dimitri is no doubt sorry...
And Canadians haven't seen anything like it since Helena Guergis had a hissy fit in an airport.
And Great Moral Leader used her husband's coke problems as an excuse to expel her from his presence...
Because he does enjoy punishing women.
But of course punishing Adams won't be as easy as punishing Guergis. Because Eve is Eve, and not one to go quietly. Dimitri is madly in love with her.
And he probably knows enough about the inner workings of the Con mob to send Harper to this place...
Or at the very least remove him from power in handcuffs.
And of course the best thing about all of this is that none of it would be happening if Harper wasn't losing his iron grip on the party.
Caucus members are looking at their tanking polls and scrambling for safe or safer seats. Some in the party are daring to say out loud what once they didn't dare whisper.
The young fanatics that make up Harper's inner circle are universally despised.
And some of those bitterly fought nomination battles are sure to leave deep scars, like the attempt to topple Rob Anders.
Which of course is the last thing the Cons need as they prepare for the next election campaign, the one Soudas was brought in to supervise.
The one that was supposed to make his government look fresh and new/nouveau again. The one that was supposed to make him look like a nice guy.
Instead of a crazed despot...
Like Dimitri tried to do by setting up Harper's YouTube propaganda channel.
Only to fail miserably.
Because these days nothing works eh? It's all falling apart.
His Con regime is too old, too tired, and too corrupt to save. It started rotting from the head down like a fish. And now it's rotting all over.
Gosh. What more could I ask for?
And just as Spring finally arrived in the place where I live...
The Winter from Hell is finally over. The Regime from Hell is almost done.
The ice is breaking up, Stephen Harper is cracking up.
And better days are coming...
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