Saturday, February 20, 2016
Ezra Levant and the Rebel Cruise From Hell
As we all know, when Ezra Levant isn't spouting hate, he's begging for money.
And him and his trusty sidekick Brian Lilley have been known to do or say anything to raise the cash they need to keep their bigot boat afloat.
Or sell anything.
But all that cheap swag, and all those five dollar contributions, can't keep The Rebel going, or pay for Levant's hefty legal bills.
So now he has come up with his most ambitious fundraising project EVER.
A cruise through the Caribbean with the Rebel gang.
Where for a few thousand bucks the faithful can ride the waves, hear the Rebel Commander explain why he believes that both Obama and Justin Trudeau are closet Muslims.
While leaning or lying on a groaning buffet table.
Or they can hang out in the bar and listen to the ghastly redneck Sheila Gunn Reid tell them why she's a REAL journalist.
And drink until they believe it.
On a cool night, the Rebel flock can gather in the karaoke room, and have the right-wing anti-Muslim fanatic Daniel Pipes whip them into a frenzy...
As only he can.
Or squeeze into a crowded sauna and sweat up a river listening to the depraved misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos expand on his theory that feminism is cancer...
And try to sell them a t-shirt.
And if or when the Caribbean sun, or all that inflammatory bullshit, or the sight of Levant in a bathing suit.
Or nothing at all...
Causes them to overheat.
They can always get a swimming lesson from Brian "The Fish" Lilley...
Which unlike anything Lilley has ever said or written, might actually come in useful.
Judging by what happened recently on a voyage of the Nieuw Amsterdam, the ship the Rebel Cruise will be travelling on...
Gawd. One can only hope that if it happens, the ship tilts to the extreme right. Or they'll blame us, or Rachel Notley, or Justin Trudeau.
Or even better, hope that if they are hit by a sudden storm, it's one caused by global warming.
So they can blame themselves.
But then of course you know that even if the worst happens, and Levant does get a bad case of diarrhoea, and they do have to abandon ship.
He will find a way to turn it into a fundraising opportunity...
For that's what it's all about. Making money for Ezra. Turning bigotry into a business.
It really couldn't be more obscene.
Those Con artists couldn't be more shameless. Some people really are suckers.
And sooner or later The Rebel will go down...
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