Well I see that Vic Toews has abandoned his scary role in Vic Toews and the Zombie Internet Eaters, for an even scarier role as Captain Queeg.
Dear Constituents, Over the last few weeks I have been subjected to an extensive personal attack by my political opponents as a result of certain legislation that I have introduced in the House of Commons on behalf of the federal government.
Where he plays the victim, and in typical form, wants all his opponents arrested.
These attacks, which have included criminal acts and threats of criminal acts against me and my family, have been referred to the police for investigation. Any further criminal activity or threats of criminal activity against me or my family will also be referred to the police.
When in fact it was Toews who launched a personal attack against all Canadians by calling his opponents supporters of child pornography. And it was Toews who started the whole thing by introducing a bill that would turn us into a police state, so he could arrest all his enemies.
Great eh? Now the circle is complete. And anyone who believes he is willing to change the internet snooping bill must be as deluded as he is.
Oh boy. I realize that the old Con
So maybe what I need to do is explain the situation to him in the simplest terms.
Vic, when you try to probe the internet with your big hairy fingers, or any other member, think of it as a guy trying to grab a tomato through the whirling blades of a ceiling fan.
And don't be surprised if you get bruised...
And when you show your complete contempt for the opposition.
Or moon the monkey, so to speak.
Don't be surprised if the
So keep your banana in your pocket, if you can, stop trying to intimidate Canadians, and do the decent thing. First apologize, and then resign.
For if you don't resign Stephen Harper should do the decent thing, if he can, and fire your sorry ass.
Bye Bye Queeg...