Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Stephen Harper and the Fascist State of Alberia
Uh oh. Duck and cover. It looks as if Great Oil Pimp Leader is trying to whip us into a nationalistic frenzy, by demanding that the United States stop treating us like a national park.
Any decision on developments such as the proposed Northern Gateway pipeline should be left to Canadians, Prime Minister Stephen Harper says.
"Just because certain people in the United States would like to see Canada be one giant national park for the northern half of North America, I don't think that's part of what our review process is all about."
Or ELSE ....
Because NOBODY treats us like hillbillies or park people and gets away with it !!!!!
Of course Great Warrior leader will also have to tell Exxon, BP, Daewood International, Sinopec, the Koch brothers, and the Chinese Communist Party, which owns a big chunk of Penn West Petroleum, they can't come to the pipeline hearings either.
Because if he claims THEY are Canadian, it will remind me of the priceless moment when this oil bimbo went on TV and claimed that Ethical Oil was a "small grassroots organization."
Only to have that gaseous emission blow up in her face.
And see the naked truth exposed.
Which is hopefully what will happen if Great Oil Pimp Leader tries to claim that building the Northern Gateway pipeline is in Canada's national interest.
When it's actually a deadly threat.
Enbridge's radical growth projections would expand the scale of the mammoth tar sands project and triple current levels of production by 2035. Hughes calls such irrational growth a threat to the nation "in the light of the long term energy security and environmental interests of Canadians."
Furthermore, "the absence of National energy strategy which safeguards the long term energy security and environmental interests of Canadians means there are no constraints on the uncontrolled liquidation of Canada's intrinsic energy resources."
Oh boy. If you thought the Banana Republic of Harperland was ridiculous enough. Wait until we have to deal with the fascist State of Alberia.
The separatist party — Alberia Special Party (ASP) — eventually bullies its way into government using Nazi tactics to convince Alberians of the Big Lie: the Feds (a coalition government, no less) and the “enviro-vermin” are planning to take over the oilsands.
Alberia then separates from Candidia, dispatches border guards, executes environmentalists as traitors, and proceeds to extract bitumen from the oilsands at a reckless pace.
Because judging from all the Big Lies, we're definitely heading in that direction eh?
Yup. Never trust those Cons. Never forget to ask them. Why do you hate Candidia so much?
And whose side are you really on?