Saturday, August 27, 2016

Michelle Rempel's Scary and Vulgar Twitter Meltdown



As I'm sure you know, Michelle Rempel had a huge crush on Stephen Harper. 

A crush tempered only by her even stronger desire to have his job.

And as I'm sure you also know she's also a lover of fine wines...



So I'm sorry to report that when she heard that Harper had resigned, her love for him, and her love of wine, may have led to her worst Twitter meltdown EVER !!!!




For when comedian Mark Critch tweeted that picture of himself in a closet, Rempel practically exploded:





Pounding the keys furiously, slurring her written words, apparently outraged that Critch would portray Great Warrior Leader in a closet.

Even though everybody knows that's where he was hiding during the one-man assault on Parliament...



And whatever Rempel says...


Saving the lives of others. or protecting his friends, was the last thing on his mind...



But still Rempel pounded on, making even more grammatical mistakes...



No doubt making Canadians wonder whether they too need a movie hat in these dangerous times.

Before she appeared to come to her senses, or sober up...



Only to end up in the gutter...



Or on the floor.

No doubt being lectured by the wine glass....



After having her cell phone confiscated.

And after disgracing herself in the worst possible manner, since the day she went after two-year-old Hadrien Trudeau...



But then that is Michelle Rempel...



Or what she has become.

Just another Con hog, who isn't ready for ANYTHING.

And one can only hope that her desperate crush on Stephen Harper ends well...



For whether she likes it or not, that is how Stephen Harper will be remembered.

As the Great Warrior Leader who hid in a closet.

And the worst and most cowardly bully this country has ever known...

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27 comments:

Gyor said...

You wrong on this. Look, its entirely possible that had that guy not been taken out, he would have searched out and killed Harper, and his fellow MPs from all parties. Harper was not a great Prime Minister, but he doesn't deserve to be murdered and neither do the other MPs.

So while Mark's joke is funny to us, to people outside the scary situation, to the people invovled including Michelle it was liky very tramatic.

Anonymous said...

Harper's not a coward. What the media didn't report was that they found Harper in the closet with his personal assistant Ray Novak. They didn't even realize there was a shoot out! (That was actually Steve and Ray's favorite closet.)

-Bernie Orbust

Anonymous said...

When public figures swear, I think that they have forever thrown their dignity to the wind. Someone should outfit her phone with a breathalyzer, so that it doesn't turn on at a certain blood alcohol level...

TS

rumleyfips said...

Muldoon had a commodious closet for his Guccis9 financed by HeinzCarl brown paper bags. I wonder if Harper's new ofiice is in thete ?

Anonymous said...

How was Rempel involved exactly? She was probably drunk at the time, just as she regularly is when she tweets.
The only thing traumatic to her is the fact that she lost her ministerial stipend. What was she minister of again?

Anonymous said...

When an MP like Remple can't write a cogent sentence drunk or not, it doesn't speak well of the education she received at the University of Calgary.

John Austin said...

And just how much ammunition was the crazed gunman carrying? All I remember is that it was a very low-tech rifle and I'm not sure Harper's gun laws would have required him to obtain a permit.

The Parliamentarians carried on like it was a bigger deal than any of the multiple murders of Mountains. It wasn't. One dedicated militia member was shot in the back. My grandfather's brother served in the same regiment (19th Bn CEF).

Repel doesn't know risk from rose. Pour her another glass.

Steve said...

Why was Harper scared, his plastic hair I know for sure was bullet proof. He wears more kevlar than an F1 race car, and uses more ceramics than Royal Doulton. A face shoot could not penetrate the make up.

e.a.f. said...

I'm sure it was tramatic for all involved in the shooting that day, but Michelle does seem to carry on and on and on.

Her comments on Twitter are a tad over the top. she doesn't seem to think others would be traumatised when involved in shootings. she certainly didn't put forward any legislation to help people deal with it or does she forget all those members of the military and Veterans who killed themselves when not being able to get help when they were traumatized. At one time she was part of a government which sent Canadian military personnel into a war where there were more suicides than those killed by the enemy and what did Harper and Michelle do? they closed Veteran Affairs offices, failed to provide services to people, went after any one who adovacted on behalf of Veterans.

Michelle, get a life and stop acting like a twit on twitter.

Unknown said...

Going to try to be fair here.
Yeah, I can imagine that it would have been traumatic to be there in Parliament when Zehaf-Bibeau erupted and started shooting.
On the one hand, I well might have hid under a table myself. On the other hand...Tom Mulcair stood with his party, Justin Trudeau stood with his party...and Stephen Harper hid in a closet.

So let's give Ms. Rempel the benefit of the doubt here, but...but...Conservatives are the first to jump on people who want to restrict speech, and satire is part of free speech. So yeah, Michelle needs to apologise on this one.

Diane said...

I was raised with the understanding that if a person needs to swear to get their point out in the open they are either lack enough intelligence to have a varied vocabulary OR they are totally lacking in class above the gutter level.

Pretty sad that our tax dollars are wasted paying the likes of her a 6 figure salary, she most certainly does not deserve that salary if she cannot even use proper sentence structure. Her parents, teachers and professions must be so proud. I most certainly would not want to admit she was mine or that I had taught her, she did not learn much, that is an embarrassment to the U of C.

Anonymous said...

The guys a comedian for pete's sake and Michelle's true unhinged self is exposed for all to see. Add anger management to your bucket list Michelle as soon as you're done rehab.
If this was Michelle's reaction then I hope Candace Bergen is being kept heavily sedated to avoid her fits of rage.
JD

Anonymous said...

Well Rempel just showed us exactly where the trash is. In her mouth. What a whacko.

Canada needs more satire, and Critch obliged. She just made his career. He can lunch for free on this for years.

Simon said...

hi Gyor...The fact is Stephen Harper did hide in a closet, and there have been many representations of what he did. So Rempel is a little late with her condemnation, and way over the top...

Simon said...

hi Bernie Orbust...I think I'll leave that one alone...I prefer to think of the two other as Battyman and Robin.... ;)

Simon said...

hi TS...I agree, which is why I never use vulgar language on this blog. And while I can't prove that Rempel was under the influence, if I was her I would use it to try to excuse her actions.... ;)

Simon said...

hi anon 3:17...I think she just got carried away, and was typing so furiously she didn't read what she was saying before it was too late. Twitter is like that, and those who are angry should wait until they cool down before they make fools of themselves, and regret it later....

Simon said...

hi rumleyfips...Mulroney may have been an old scoundrel, but he never took his party as low as Harper took his Cons, and for that I am grateful....

Simon said...

hi Steve.... the only reason I make fun of Harper in his closet is that he tried so hard to portray himself as a Great Warrior Leader, and great warriors don't do that...

Simon said...

hi e.a.f...you make a very good point. The incident must have been traumatic for all those on Parliament Hill that day. But Rempel would have had more of a leg to stand on if the Cons had done more for the many soldiers, and others in this country, suffering from PTSD. And her vulgar over the top reaction is simply inexcusable...

Unknown said...

That is one classy lady!! XD

Simon said...

hi Pierre...I think you are being fair, and I applaud you for that. And the points you make are good ones. Harper, the Great Warrior Leader, was the only party leader to hide or be hidden in a closet, and whether it's fair or not he will have to live with that for the rest of this life. Mark Critch is a comedian, I thought his tweet was harmless, and like you I think Rempel should apologize for her crude outburst...

Simon said...

hi Diane...I was raised the same way, and taught that manners are important. So I don't use vulgar language on this blog or on my Twitter feed. In fact, just repeating what Rempel said made me blush, and hope that my Mum didn't see it. ;) Since Rempel is a public figure, and did act in a vulgar manner, she should have the courage to apologize.
But while Critch did apologize to her, she is proudly declaring that she did not...

Simon said...

hi JD...you're absolutely right, Critch is a comedian, it was a harmless skit, and one that is hardly original. So I have no idea why Rempel flew off the handle. I suspect that she is really frustrated that she is not in the running for the Con leadership. But that's still no excuse. And you're right, heaven forbid that Candace Bergen should try the same stunt... ;)

Simon said...

hi anon...poor Mark Critch, I'm afraid he was really traumatized by Rempel's onslaught. He took down his tweet, and he apologized to Rempel, but according to the blond demon she did NOT apologize to him. So maybe he'll rather forget it. Or hopefully find other ways to get back at Rempel... ;)

Anonymous said...

''its entirely possible that had that guy not been taken out, he would have searched out and killed Harper...''. It is also possible that if pigs had wings, they would fly.

Anonymous said...

You must be a troll because if you aren't, I think you may be so far gone that no therapy could help. How you could think following the RCMP instructions of hiding could mean "Saving the lives of others or protecting his friends, was the last thing on his mind" is beyond logic.