And the winner is....OUCH.
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.
But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.
Golly. And the video is even more
Oh I know I shouldn't celebrate violence eh? But I do love to see bully thugs get OWNED.
*Sigh* I only wish it was a better quality video so I could see the look on their faces.