Gawd. What a horrible week in politics it has been. And now it's raining. And that monstrous cloud formation is hovering over my head again.
And to make matters worse my Liberal and NDP friends are fighting each other. And since I believe in the Anyone But Harper Party.... I'm getting it from BOTH sides. Is that fair eh?
Especially since it's all so absurd. Stephen Harper pretending he doesn't want an election, when he's probably drooling so much John Baird has to follow him around with a mop. The NDP on the defensive...feeling guilty for saving us from a Con majority. And the Liberals on the offensive.
But going nowhere...
André-Philippe Côté, Le Soleil
"Could you tell Ignatieff to stop stepping on the gas pedal while we fix the motor?"
However at least I have some good news for the Liberals : Don't worry about Denis Coderre.
Because just about nobody in Quebec does.The general view is that he is a pompous, abrasive asshole who thinks he's Napoleon...a loud irritating presence who you should try to avoid at all cost. And above all NEVER share an elevator with ...in case it gets stuck between floors.
And BTW it's not just Quebecers who feel that way.
So do the Taliban...
Serge Chapleau, La Presse
"Are you CRAZY? If you take him hostage you'll be stuck with him."
Because NOBODY would pay the ransom. And sadly he has nowhere to go but the Liberal Party. So trust me he'll come back soon...with his tail tucked between his legs.
Oh wait. He already has.
Excellent. So now we can concentrate on more important things. Like convincing the rabble in Ontario that Stephen Harper and his Cons are just a
Because if that doesn't reach out and touch his dumb supporters what will?
So now I just have to figure out how to convince my Liberal and NDP friends to stop fighting each other.
Will I have to use my awesome powers of hypnosis....or a fire extinguisher? Or will I finally be able to persuade them that you don't have to be a genius like me to figure it out?
And that just like in the sack....or in the polls....or on the piano.
Two is better than one...
Stay tuned eh? I'm hoping for the best.
But keeping the fire extinguisher handy....