Showing posts with label Amerika. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amerika. Show all posts

Sunday, October 23, 2016

The Dangerous Demonization of Justin Trudeau



It's a strange thing about Justin Trudeau. He may be the most popular Prime Minister in recent Canadian history, and a nice guy.

But nobody is hated and demonized by some Canadians as much as he is, and now that hatred is out of control.

For what else can explain that some crazy from the Green Party should throw pumpkin seeds at Trudeau.

Monday, February 22, 2016

Donald Trump and the Lord of the Pigs



As you know, when Donald Trump began his campaign for President of the United States I thought he was just a bad joke.

And it was just another insane bigot eruption in the so-called Land of the Free.

But now that he appears to be closing in on the Republican nomination I'm forced to take him seriously.

Now with every day that passes I consider him more crazy and more dangerous.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Why Does Stephen Harper Want to Turn Us Into Bloody Amerika?



I try not to watch too much American TV news, because what's happening in this diseased Harperland is crazy enough.

And because every time I do watch it these days, it seems another black man is being killed by a white police officer for no sane reason.

And when I see someone handcuff a human being after shooting him six times in the back, as the South Carolina police officer Michael Slager did to Walter Scott, makes me almost physically ill... 



Because as I've said before, my heroes are healers not killers.

And this too could only happen in cruel, crazy, blood soaked Amerika. 

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Nightmare in Amerika, and the Lesson for Canada



At first sight it couldn't be a more depressing sight, or more of a nightmare.

Team Mitch McConnell and his ghastly Republican tea baggers, seizing control of Congress, and promising to bring change to America.

Which has some progressives in that country wondering whether it's the end of irony.

Or the beginning of fascism. 

Monday, June 02, 2014

The Tea Bagger Tim Hudak and the American Invasion



Damn. What a happy coincidence. Last night I was complaining about how the Liberals and the NDP were failing to go after Tim Hudak for his botched million job plan.

And for his connections to American right-wing extremists like the sinister Koch brothers, in whose think tanks that plan was hatched.

But today the Liberals came through on both fronts.

By releasing a video to let people know that Hudak can't count...

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Could Stephen Harper Bring Back the Death Penalty?



I've always thought that capital punishment was one of the things that prevented the United States from being a truly great country. Along with racism, religious bigotry, and the culture of guns and violence.

And this only prove my point. 

Because no nation that executes people, in that manner or any other, can truly call itself civilized. Or claim that its moral values are superior to those of other countries, where the state murders its citizens, like Iran or North Korea. 

And this is only too clear when you examine where this diseased desire to execute people in the U.S. comes from. And understand that it's a question of history and geography.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Breaking: Right-Wing Terrorists Shutdown U.S. Government



Well yank my doodle dandy. One more good reason why right-wingers should never be allowed anywhere near a democracy.

In Canada they've closed down Parliament, in the United States they've closed down the government. 

Monday, August 27, 2012

Mitt Romney and Wrath of Lord Mo Mo



Golly. I've spent the last two days sacrificing one shrimp after the other on the barbie. To the eternal glory of the angry weather god Lord Mo Mo.

Hoping that the Big Mo might nudge Hurricane Isaac, in the general direction of Mitt Romney and the Republican convention.

And so far, so good.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

The Bigot, the Blowtorch, and the Flaming Cheerios


It must have seemed like a great idea eh?

To a bigot as dumb as this one.

Show how much you hate General Mills for supporting gay marriage.

"We do not believe the proposed constitutional amendment is in the best interests of our employees or our state economy," the company's vice president for global diversity and inclusion, Ken Charles, is quoted by the publication as saying. "We value diversity. We value inclusion."

By turning up outside company headquarters, with a box of cheerios in one hand, and a blowtorch in the other.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Harperland and the Chicken Homophobes


It's hard to believe that this is still happening in Canada, even in a city as diverse as Toronto. 

It's hard to believe that some crackpots still think that religious rights should prevail over human rights.

Juliet Stewart says her clients, a Seventh-day Adventist husband and wife, told her in no uncertain terms during a screening interview that they would never allow a gay couple to rent their basement apartment.

It's hard to believe the arrogance of bigotry. 

Friday, August 03, 2012

The Gays and the Church of the Bigot Chicken


I don't really know what to say about this Made in Amerika story eh? Because it's got EVERYTHING.

Bigots, gay marriage, Jesus, and a steaming heap of deep fried chicken.

Hundreds of thousands of people across the country headed to Chick-fil-A restaurants on Wednesday, answering a call from Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas, to show support for the fast-food chain after the company’s president drew criticism for his opposition to same-sex marriage.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Obama and the Cruelty of Hatred


It was long overdue.

“At a certain point, I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married,” Mr. Obama said.

It won't make any difference to gay couples in many states like North Carolina.

But in a country as homophobic as the United States it was a courageous gesture. 

And for that I am grateful. 

Sunday, December 11, 2011

My Very Gay Message to Rick Perry



I've been taking a little heat recently, from some of my gay friends, for not having written anything about Rick Perry's grotesque little video.

But as I explain to those fools, if I wrote a post every time some Christianist bigot in Amerika opened and closed his or her filthy pie hole, I'd never have the time to write about anything else. Or fetch the beer.

Besides what more could I say eh? When his video is already one of the most disliked videos in YouTube history.

There are more parodies than you can count...



Some better than...um...others. 

Friday, December 02, 2011

What do Bachmann and Kenney Have in Common?


















Michele Bachmann believes that gays should be able to get married as long as they marry somebody of the opposite sex.

Jane Schmidt, a student at Waverly High School, in Waverly, Iowa, recently asked Michele Bachmann, “Why can’t same-sex couples get married?”

“They can get married,” Bachmann responded, “but they abide by the same law as everyone else. They can marry a man if they’re a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they’re a man.”

And of course, so does Jason Kenney. 

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Herman Cain: Now he's a Singer !!!
















Holy pepperoni. I see Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather Pizza,  is having a really bad week in his campaign for the White House.

First he got a ringing endorsement from Conrad Black. All the way from the Big House.

As I suggested last week here, there is a chance of excitement. Herman Cain is a self-made African-American, well-educated, keyed to opportunity and not victimhood, a successful fast-food executive and management buy-out financier, and former chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City.

After such a sequence of GOP fade-outs, it would be premature to conclude that the man the office seeks has been found, but a counter-chippy African-American with his background could be a dynamite candidate and an effective president (and could split the African-American vote with the incumbent).


Then he was accused of sexual harassment.

Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain on Monday said he was "falsely accused" of sexual harassment during the 1990s but adamantly denied any inappropriate behaviour.

But his acknowledgment came at the end of a rare day of campaigning in Washington in which he offered several conflicting accounts of the allegations in a Politico report, even as he emphatically denied that he had ever sexually harassed anyone in his life.


Now he's singing for his supper...



And heading for the dog house.

Golly. What a pleasant surprise. I thought I was going to HATE the Republican Presidential race eh?

But I'm really LOVING it....

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

The Kochtopus and a Lesson for Progressives

















Charles and David Koch are two American billionaires who have contributed more than any others to just about every right-wing cause in the United States. From promoting climate change denial to funding the Tea Party.

They go to extraordinary lengths to keep their shadowy activities secret. But now we finally have one on them on tape comparing the 2012 election as the "Mother of All Wars" and Barack Obama to Saddam Hussein.

CHARLES KOCH: Ya know, usually in a business if there's something unpleasant to do or some guilt that somebody has to take, it's not the CEO, it's some poor guy or girl that had nothin' to do with it. It doesn't work [like that] at Koch Industries. I think it's the principle of market based [inaud]. It's dirty work that needs to be done, they assign it to me. So. [laughter] There you have it. I don't know why I came up with this theory. I must have been crazy.

But we've been talking about --- we have Saddam Hussein, this is the Mother of All Wars we've got in the next 18 months. For the life or death of this country. So, I'm not going to do this to put any pressure on anyone here, mind you. This is not pressure. But if this makes your heart feel glad and you want to be more forthcoming, then so be it.


And in case you think that the so-called Kochtopus is an American problem, there is a Canadian Connection.

And that's why our Cons love them so much. Or do you think that what is happening there isn't happen here?

You know sometimes when I look at our side, I can't help feeling that some of us believe we're in a pillow fight. When in fact we're fighting for the very survival of our way of life. And you don't bring a pillow to a gun fight, as the old saying goes.

Just like you don't  play into the hands of the Kochtopus by slamming unions.

Because if the Kochs had their way there would be no union rights. We'd be living in a right-wing jungle.

And you also don't plump for a nice guy wimp.

Mulcair may have his faults but being a brawler isn't one of them. And we need a leader, whoever he or she may be, who takes no prisoners.  

Wakey wakey people. Smell the coffee...or the fish. This isn't a pillow fight it's an ideological WAR. The Kochs and the Cons are playing to win and so should we.

Unite the left, cut off the tentacles of the Kochtopus. Defeat the Cons and the right-wing conspiracy by whatever legal means necessary.

And of course, while you're doing it, don't forget to sing this song...



They are evil, but we have been weak.

The future is ours.

But only if we fight for it...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Rick Perry and the United States of Jebeesus















Glory Hallybubbah !!! The Lord has spoken. Just as I prophesied the other day, he has directed his cowboy servant Rick Perry to become God's President. And kick the heathen negro out of the White House.

And all Canadians need to know about him is that he's a religious fanatic, who can't decide whether he wants to be Dubya, Ronald Reagan, or Charlton Heston playing Moses.

That his views are so right-wing extremist.

[PERRY:] I don’t think our founding fathers when they were putting the term “general welfare” in there were thinking about a federally operated program of pensions nor a federally operated program of health care. What they clearly said was that those were issues that the states need to address. Not the federal government. I stand very clear on that. From my perspective, the states could substantially better operate those programs if that’s what those states decided to do.

Only Stephen Harper could love them.

And that his good friend Mike Bickle wants to be his Secretary of Defence, so that he can declare war on atheists, gay people, and his own personal demons...



That's Mike Bickle from the International House of Prayer.

You know.... the group that is presently embroiled in a nasty legal dispute with the International House of Pancakes.

The good news?  By making his announcement yesterday, Perry managed to overshadow the straw poll victory of his fellow Christianist wingnut  Michele Bachmann.

Not that she minded eh?
















Because her win drove Tim Pawlenty, one of the most moderate of the homophobic Republican candidates, out of the race.

And crowned old Crazy Eyes the Queen of the Teabaggers.

Of course, the terrifying part is that should either Bachmann or Perry win the Presidency, we'll be living next to a crazed, heavily armed theocracy... the United States of Jebeesus.

Which would no doubt send our Con theocrats over the deep end. Stephen Harper would probably grow a bushy beard, and demand that he be known as Great Prophet Leader. And Jason Kenney would demand that he be addressed as the Virgin Kenney. As if that wasn't OBVIOUS.

Great eh?

Who needs scary demons? When we got our Christianist Cons.

And we got  scary Amerika...

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

It's Time to Thank the Teabaggers


Because, ignorance, bigotry, and batshit craziness should not go unrecognized...



Now the only question is when will the decent people of America take to the streets and deliver us from those maniacs...

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Obama and the Small Victories

















The Republican Teabaggers hijacked his 50th birthday party. The bad news keeps on coming.

We're watching him getting greyer by the day.

He's under attack from the savage right, and the racial dog whistle blowers of the Fox Nation.

The disappointed left is threatening to abandon him.

So I think it's probably a good time to think about what it might be like if he wasn't the good people's President.  And remember his many small victories.

Like this one.

The federal health care plan will cover all FDA-approved contraceptive methods, treatment of sexually transmitted infections, cervical cancer screening, breast feeding support, diabetes tests during pregnancy, annual "well woman" visits and counseling for domestic violence.

Federal officials said the new guidelines, which go into effect by 2012, could benefit as many as 34 million women 18 to 64 years old who aren't covered for such services.


Because in an America torn apart by religious bigots and right-wing extremists determined to lynch the first black President, every victory is a big one.

So please join me in celebrating this one.

With the good people from Planned Parenthood...



Woo hoo. Excellent. I HAVE to learn to dance like that.

Obama isn't the perfect President. Who could be?

But he's still better than the rest of them...

Sunday, May 08, 2011

The Bin Laden Saga in Pictures

















The mission.

The missioneers.















The aftermath.
















The lonely voice.

Not since Dorothy landed her house on the Wicked Witch of the East have so many munchkins been so happy. My 20-something son explained ever so patiently that OBL was his generation’s Hitler and that of course he was happy. Why wasn’t I?

The pathetic reality.














BONUS: An obit from the The Economist.

Somewhere, according to one of his five wives, was a man who loved sunflowers, and eating yogurt with honey; who took his children to the beach, and let them sleep under the stars; who enjoyed the BBC World Service and would go hunting with friends each Friday, sometimes mounted, like the Prophet, on a white horse. He liked the comparison. Yet the best thing in his life, he said, was that his jihads had destroyed the myth of all-conquering superpowers.

The difference between pure Muslims and Americans, he said, was that Americans loved life, whereas Muslims loved death. Whether or not he resisted when the Crusaders’ special forces arrived, their bullets could only exalt him.


And this just in....

An explanation for the watery grave...



Now please...in the name of Mamoona the Merciful.

Please tell me this is ENOUGH...

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