When Andrew Scheer had that secret meeting with some Big Oil bosses at a fancy hotel just outside Calgary the other day, he must have been praying up a storm that nobody would ever find out about it.
Never find out what they talked about, never find out who was there.
But sadly for him, the Globe exposed the meeting, as nothing less than a sinister conclave, or war council, on how to best destroy Justin Trudeau and his Liberals.
So now Scheer has a big problem.
Damn. What a happy coincidence. Last night I was complaining about how the Liberals and the NDP were failing to go after Tim Hudak for his botched million job plan.
And for his connections to American right-wing extremists like the sinister Koch brothers, in whose think tanks that plan was hatched.
But today the Liberals came through on both fronts.
By releasing a video to let people know that Hudak can't count...
Well I'd like to tell you I'm having totally relaxing weekend eh? But sadly I'm not.
I mean how can I relax when Stephen Harper just spent three days in my neighbourhood pretending to be Mother Theresa? Or ranting and raving like a maniac.
Which naturally enough had me deeply concerned about my own safety...
And the future of the planet.
And then just when I thought it was safe to go out, I read this story.
I have to admit that I sometimes find it hard to take Tim Hudak seriously. He's such a goof, such a lousy campaigner, such a loser.
Until I remember that after Stephen Harper he is the most beastly Con in Canada, and a Republican clone if ever there was one.
A man who lives to bust unions, drive down wages, and blow Big Business like a hoover. A political thug who believes in chain gangs.
And a ghastly tea bagger who got his insane plan to create jobs by killing them, from a kooky right-wing American economist who works for the Koch brothers.
Well surprise, surprise. I see that Jason Kenney has stopped bragging about how he plans to fix the foreign workers problem, after the tragic story of that waitress in Weyburn, Saskatchewan.
Who was reduced to tears after she lost her job to one of them.
And who can blame him eh? When he created the problem, Canadians are so angry.
And even McDonald's admits the problem is so big it's temporarily halting his pimping services.