Just about every day of my life I have to put up with some religious fanatic somewhere going on and on about how I should be KILLED.
If it's not some Christianist crazy, it's some hairy Hebrew, or some mad Mullah, spewing gibberish and hatred out of their pie holes.
But this is the limit.
"The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, 'If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.' The Bible is pretty black and white."
"I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that's a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life."
Lordy. What have I done to deserve this gaseous emission from this empty vessel ?
Is it freakish or is it fraud?
And what is it about these Christianist bimbos anyway? Are they pumping silicon into their brains as well as their titties...because they think it will make them smarter ?
Why oh why can't they send them to finishing school like they used to do before? So they can join other religious fanatics, stop fantasizing about MY blood.
And learn how to make a heavenly blood pudding instead...
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat."
Oh. My. Gorilla. Forget about sending those religious fanatics to cooking school.
I knew they were crazy eh?
I knew they wanted to kill me and my friends.
But who knew they were CANNIBALS?