Monday, July 15, 2013
Stephen Harper's Desperate Cabinet Shuffle
In Ottawa, the suspense is mounting.
Despite the sweaty heat the whole village is buzzing like a bee hive or a bat cave.
Great Dark Leader is about to unveil his New/Nouveau Cabinet, in a last desperate attempt to save his corrupt regime.
From the wrath of the people, the Penguin, or the POLICE.
And his faithful Robin is already calling the unlucky winners !!!!
Ray Novak, Harper's chief of staff, began phoning ministers and cabinet newcomers with their new assignments on Saturday night, with the formal appointments set to be announced Monday morning at Rideau Hall.
And at least one born LOSER.
The new face of Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s cabinet is… Pierre Poilievre.The 34-year-old scrappy, Ottawa-area Conservative MP, who isn’t known for his diplomatic and conciliatory tone, is expected to get a promotion early this week, several sources tell The Huffington Post Canada.
Yes, it's TRUE. Dick Head could really be a MINISTER !!!!
Can you believe it eh?
I guess they were fishing in a very shallow pool. And they just ran out of talent.
Even though I sent a very discreet note to Lord Harpo assuring him that my friend Charlotte, at Far Enough Farm, was ready and willing to serve...
For far less oats and gravy than Old Duff. His other stellar appointment.
But then of course this shuffle is just a sham or another Con scam. An attempt to put a fresh young face on a tired, scandal ridden government. And it won't work for a number of reasons:
One, everybody knows that you can't put lipstick on an old Con hog like that one. Not after everything they've done. Or the way they've behaved.
Two, everybody knows that when you're in the Harper cabinet you speak with your master's voice...
You take your orders from the sinister fanatics in the PMO, walk around on your knees, and kiss Great Cult Leader's ass as often and as loudly as possible.
Or in the case of the NEW/NOUVEAU Minister of Public Security.
Just wag your tail...
And bark on command.
And the third reason it won't work is because it's summer eh?
And the LAST thing Canadians want to talk about these days is POLITICS...
Trust me. I was at the island's nude beach today, and the scariest thing I heard was the story of the guy who got sunburned in all the wrong places, and couldn't have sex for THREE days !!!!
So the shuffle should have as much impact as a pebble dropped into the ocean.
And if we don't wipe the lipstick off this gang of Con losers before Parliament returns, I'm pretty sure Wallin will.
Oh well. At least it should be entertaining eh?
In a sinister sort of way.
Welcome to the NEW/NOUVEAU Conservatives.
And Great Caligari Leader's cabinet...
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