Michele Bachmann believes that gays should be able to get married as long as they marry somebody of the opposite sex.
Jane Schmidt, a student at Waverly High School, in Waverly, Iowa, recently asked Michele Bachmann, “Why can’t same-sex couples get married?”
“They can get married,” Bachmann responded, “but they abide by the same law as everyone else. They can marry a man if they’re a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they’re a man.”
And of course, so does Jason Kenney.
"Marriage is open to everybody, as long as they're a man and a woman,'' said Kenney.
"It doesn't say you can't marry if you're a homosexual. The fact is that homosexuals have been married and do marry.''
And since they're both religious fanatics, they also probably agree with the crazed Christianists of the American Family Organization.
Who claim that if gays are allowed to marry, people will end up marrying not just dogs. Woof. Woof.
But also buildings and CARS !!!!
And what do I have to say about all of the above?
Hey you hot little red Ferrari !!!!!!! Come back here !!!!!!!! I LOVE you !!!!!!!!!!!
And since unlike the Cons I have some moral values eh? And I know the Bible says a gay man can only have six wives. Not forty like the others.
I'm going to have to say this too:
Jason, I'm so sorry. But that red devil has stolen my heart. So I'm going to have to DIVORCE you....
The difference between Bachmann and Kenney?
One is a failed Republican candidate, considered even by moron Teabaggers to be too stoopid to be President.
And the other is one of the most powerful ministers in Lord Harper's majority government. You know... this
That still has four years to do with us, as it wishes. Or as its Lord commands.
Hey you hot little Ferrari. How about we get hitched? And ...um... BTW... do you know the way to Sweden?
Oh Monkey God. How could you? How low have we fallen...