Friday, January 16, 2009
The Christianists and the Krispy Kreme Conspiracy
As you probably know I believe that religion is a mild mental disorder. Except when it comes from groups like the Christianist homophobes and fetus worshippers at Lifeshite.
Where it's nothing less than screeching fullblown insanity.
The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand
Just an unfortunate choice of words? For the sake of our Wednesday morning doughnut runs, we hope so. The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that "choice" is synonymous with abortion access and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.
Celebrating his inauguration with "Freedom of Choice" doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.
Golly. Let me get this straight. Krispy Kreme offers a free donut of choice...like a chocolate or honey one....and these kooky wookies think it's a secret message promoting abortion on demand?
CHEE---SUS. Hit me with a Boston cream pie. What I want to know is does the secret service know about this? And did someone warn Obama's friend.....the fat bigot Rick Warren?
Because I hear he LOVES them...
Seriously though.... when will these crazy Christianists ever learn that women's bodies belong to women?
Not to them.
And that the only Jesus I want is this one....
Or at least my dog does.
So he can play with it like his bunny. While I run down to the store and get me a ton of Krispy Creme donuts.
I'm not a big donut eater eh? But now that I know the "secret message."
I'm sure I'm going to LOVE them....