Thursday, January 29, 2009
The Christianists and the Condoms
Gawd. I see the rabid rubber bubbahs at LifeShite are alarmingly aroused by all those condoms in Obama's stimulus package.
Although I for one can't understand what the fuss is all about. Isn't a stimulus package supposed to be...um....STIMULATING?
And if the package doesn't work, and millions of Americans have to live in cardboard boxes, can't they at least have a little cheap FUN ? You know.... without producing even more babies they can't afford to feed.....or getting AIDS and stuff like that.
*Sigh* But that's the story of my relationship with the inhuman freakazoids from LifeShite. They annoy me.
And I annoy them back....
And since their rubber fetish annoys me as much as their homophobia .....because in Africa and other poor places stricken by AIDS it leads to GENOCIDE.
And since that squeaky little ad probably wasn't long enough to seriously bother those Christianist woofers.
I thought that today I'd whip out my ....um....heavy artillery.
And send them this Ode to the Condom.....all the way from Bollywood.
Wow. Wasn't that awesome?
Who knew you could dance to a condom ad?
If that one doesn't bag those rubber bubbahs. Or drive them SANE.
Nothing ever will...