The Singing Dictators: Putin Makes Harper his Bitch

Golly. I don't know how to say this eh? I mean it's almost TREASON.

But in the Battle of the Singing Dictators.

Now that I've seen the photos...












And watched the videos.*Gulp*

I think the Russians are WINNING...



I mean it was close eh?

And I know that both audiences had been told to clap. Or ELSE.

But at least Putin was doing it for charity. While Harper was just entertaining the troops hogs at the Con Christmas Party.

And at least Putin looked like a dignified dictator...















While Harper looked like a carnival barker, a toothless vampire, a possibly dangerous bottom feeder, an Orwellian orifice, or just DESPERATE.

And of course I had to subtract ten points from Great Hypocritical Leader for singing about the glories of debauchery and heroin.

This was rumored to be about drugs. A "Jumpin' Jack Flash" is supposedly a way to inject heroin into the tear ducts.

While planning to lock up even more Canadians for the "crime" of smoking marijuana.

Gawd. What will he screech next I wonder...Don't cry for me Con-Na-da, the truth is I want to JAIL you? 

You know, thanks to Wikileaks I discovered that Berlusconi, the Italian dictator, was Putin's bitch.

Well now he's got TWO of them eh?

And Harper's the chihuahua...



The horror. The shame. Woof woof.

When can we get rid of this ridiculous dictator before he disgraces us further?

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P.S. don't forget to boycott the album...



















Theo Moudakis/Toronto Star