Friday, December 10, 2010

Stephen Harper and the Hog Homophobe

Oh. My. Gorilla. Thank Monkey God it's Friday. And bonus. I've got GOOD news, as well as the usual bad news, to tell you about tonight !!!! 

The bad news is that the release of my awesome movie Big Bloater, the scary story of how a porky bigot became the Prime Minister's best buddy and started telling him what to do... is going to have to be delayed again. 

Damn. It's soooooooo good. Even if it does have an X-rating.

The good news? The star bigot got busted.

And his homophobic foulness was revealed to all. Again.    

When we send little Johnny and little Jane to school, not to learn to be homosexuals and lesbians. [sic] We send them there to learn reading, writing and arithmetic and history and all these wonderful things, but unfortunately there is an activist group that is afoot that wants to change our curriculum. Why? Because unfortunately they have an insatiable appetite for sex, especially with young people. And there’re not enough of them, so they want to proselytize your children and mine, our grandchildren and turn them into homosexuals.

The kind of religious homophobia that can kill, or drive gay people to suicide. 


So now the obvious question is why does Stephen Harper have the hots for Chuckles and his group of filthy bigots?

Why does he rub up against them like a hog in heat ? And the answer is also OBVIOUS. 

Stephen Harper shares their views:

"Regarding sexual orientation...what we are really talking about is sexual behaviour."

Stephen Harper 2003

And he is one of THEM.

You know... when I start re-shooting Big Bloater,  I'm going to have to include a scene where Harper and McVety rub oil all over each other and wrestle with their inner demons.

Or just pleasure themselves...

And of course, I'm hoping to shoot the final scene in the bacon factory.


But tonight I think I'll end with a more uplifting video.

For all the victims of homophobia. For Bruce.

The bigots WILL be beaten.

And I'm going ALL OUT...

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