Damn. I HATE correcting myself. And apologizing to my readers is even MORE humiliating. But you know when I saw a picture of Stephen Harper humping a piano last night and I gave him a bad review.
Now that I've seen the video.
And read Rev.Paperboy's review. I have to admit I was way too generous. Because it was a real FREAK SHOW.
The grating voice, the desperate look, the weird intensity, the forced smile, the gaping orifice...
Yikes. Surely only his dentist should know that much about him eh? And is he singing or is he yodelling?
Besides I really should have mentioned that if Keith Richards was living in Harper's Canada, he'd be serving three life sentences without parole in one of the singing dictator's new jails.
But at least my review wasn't as lame as this one.
“Not even one song in French,” a senior Ignatieff official told The Globe and Mail on Thursday morning. “One week after Quebec’s artistic elite (over 100 songwriters and singers) came to Parliament Hill on C-32. It shows that he is clueless about Quebec culture.”
OMG. Doesn't anyone in the Liberal Party know what they are doing? Don't they understand that complaining about that could make the Cons even MORE popular in English Canada?
So what should should they have said? How about asking Great Screeching Leader why he's spending so much time rehearsing with a band during a time of economic uncertainty. And who does he think he is? The piano player on the Titanic?
And what are we supposed to do if we hit the iceberg? Sing for OUR supper?
And BTW what are the Cons doing singing and stuffing their fat faces, when so many Canadians are going HUNGRY? The callous porkers.
Oh boy. When will progressives in this country understand that thanks to the Cons politics is now WAR ? And that if we ever hope to defeat this evil regime we have to hit them where it HURTS.
The good news? We won't have to hit them too hard, because they're going nowhere.
Which I suppose explains the desperate look on Stephen Harper's face last night. I've spent more than a billion bucks trying to make myself look pretty, I'm singing FIVE songs, and STILL they don't love me?
The good news for Harper? The Blogging Tories don't just love him. They're blowing him like GROUPIES.
And if the next time he stricks, he sings in
I'm sure he can convince this little guy to vote for him...
Sorry again about giving Harper such a good bad review eh?
But after this FREAK SHOW.
I promise you it won't happen again...