Saturday, November 19, 2016
Now Can We Call The Cons TEAM FART?
As you may have heard, Michelle Rempel has blown a fuse again, and has caused another unseemly fuss, or in this case stink, in the House of Commons.
By accusing the government of treating Alberta "like a fart in the room."
And then launching herself at the Green leader Elizabeth May like a bat out of hell.
I mean if you haven't seen that clip you really should.
I mean honestly, what was that about?
How rude can she be to poor Elizabeth May?
Why has she cut her hair to look like Kellie Leitch?
And coming so soon after Rempel went after the comedian Mark Critch for daring to portray her Great Fallen Leader Stephen Harper huddling in a closet.
By unleashing a volley of vulgar words...
And forcing the terrified Critch to take down the image, and cower in his own closet.
One can only wonder whether Rempel is losing her marbles.
Or whether she's now so enraged that Kellie Leitch is leading the Conservative leadership race, instead of HERSELF...
That she simply can't control her emotions, or her burning ambition.
Because yes, it has come to that, and this is how low Rempel has fallen.
It’s come to this: Conservative MP Michelle Rempel is fundraising off her use of the word “fart” in the House of Commons.
“I’m sure you’ve seen the news today about our MP, Michelle Rempel, and her use of an “F” word in Parliament this week,” the email begins, quoting her speech about the Alberta job crisis.
“She spoke for nearly 10 minutes about our family, friends and neighbors who are out of work. And what was Elizabeth May’s response? She was unsettled by Michelle’s use of the word F-A-R-T. She wasn’t worried about the job situation in Alberta, she was worried about the use of a word.”
Can you believe that? First she creates a stink, or cuts a parliamentary fart, and now she's fanning it for money? No doubt to try to raise money so she too can enter the Con leadership race.
And she's STILL attacking Elizabeth May?
Gawd. Let's just hope that she can calm down over the holiday season, with some help from her friends, some soothing music.
And of course her large wine collection...
As long as she promises that if she does get a little tipsy, or blotto, that she will stay off Twitter.
But never mind that, let's not give Rempel the free publicity she craves.
This is the only thing that counts:
Rona Ambrose has just given us all a new name for the Harper Party or the Alberta Party: TEAM FART.
And with Kellie Leitch and all those religious fanatics, homophobes and deplorables, it couldn't be a better name.
Or a better Christmas in November present.
Please use Team Fart to describe the Cons, until the lingering stench finally disappears, along with the Harper Party.
And we can breathe easily again...