Saturday, November 19, 2016
Trump University and the Dawn of the Donald
Once upon a time Donald Trump claimed that his Trump University could make anyone as rich as he was, and that all could learn from the Master.
Until after only five years it collapsed under an avalanche of lawsuits, from those who claimed it was just a shabby scam and that Trump was a con artist.
But despite all the evidence against him, the Angry Orange spent the next six years fighting those claims in court, and among other things calling the judge a Mexican even though he was born in Indiana.
Only to finally surrender yesterday.
And fork over $25 million to his many victims.
Donald J. Trump has reversed course and agreed on Friday to pay $25 million to settle a series of lawsuits stemming from his defunct for-profit education venture, Trump University, finally putting to rest fraud allegations by former students, which have dogged him for years and hampered his presidential campaign.
Even though he had called those who settle lawsuits that way LOSERS.
“It’s something I could have settled many times,” Mr. Trump said during a debate in February. “I could settle it right now for very little money, but I don’t want to do it out of principle.”
And although his lawyers bragged that Trump never admitted fault, when you have to pay out $25 million, in the eyes of most sane people you are guilty, you are a con artist, and you are a LOSER.
But whatever you do don't call him one to his face, because thanks to equally brutish and racist daddy Fred, it's the one word that drives him CRAAAAAZY.
As even poor Obama found out to his everlasting regret...
And yes, mommy mommy indeed, now we're stuck with Trump for the next four years.
Or until his deplorable supporters discover that he is just an old con artist, who can't deliver on most of the wild promises he made during his deranged campaign, turn on him like wild beasts.
And join the rest of us in demanding that he be sent to the place where he belongs...
For his presidency is the biggest scam in American history, and although it is a nightmare story.
We will have fun mocking him.
And I'm absolutely convinced that it will have a happy ending...