Once upon a time Donald Trump claimed that his Trump University could make anyone as rich as he was, and that all could learn from the Master.
Until after only five years it collapsed under an avalanche of lawsuits, from those who claimed it was just a shabby scam and that Trump was a con artist.
But despite all the evidence against him, the Angry Orange spent the next six years fighting those claims in court, and among other things calling the judge a Mexican even though he was born in Indiana.
Only to finally surrender yesterday.
As you probably know, Donald Trump has vowed to appoint a special prosecutor to go after "crooked" Hillary Clinton.
But strangely enough it's Trump himself who faces a greater chance of looking like a crook.
Even before he becomes president.
Anyone who watched the Donald Trump Hillary Clinton debate knows who won.
And it wasn't the Annoying Orange.
But don't tell that to the bloated demagogue, because he simply can't accept reality.
And spent the day after his humiliating defeat claiming victory.
They say an apple never falls far from the tree. Especially if it's rotten to the core.
And in the case of Donald Trumps's family, the would be first family of America, that couldn't be more true.
For this is what his ghastly spawn Donald Trump Jr. tweeted last night.
Donald Trump likes to claim that he's a great businessman, who is going to protect American jobs, and that all his employees love him.
He even claims that the Mexican-Americans he is attacking in such a racist manner, will also love him.
Because he's also going to provide them with gazillions of jobs.
But as it turns out, the last thing anyone should do is work for Herr Hair Drumpf.
Well as I'm sure you know, the Harper regime contains more Con artists than you can count.
One moment they're lying like thieves, the next moment they're twisting the truth.
One moment Lord Harp is a Great Strong Leader, the next moment he's cowering in a closet.
But holy chicken this is embarrassing.
As we know too well, just about everything the Con regime would sell us is more propaganda than reality.
The Porky Economic Action ads that boast about a job grant that doesn't exist.
The Great War on Crime in a country where the crime rate has been falling for years,
But who knew Jimbo Flaherty and his Con artists would go so far as to create make believe families.
It's one of the most depressing things about living in Harperland eh?
The way Great Monstrous Leader commits one democratic atrocity after the other, but gets away with it by claiming he's the best leader to manage the economy.
And so many Canadians still swallow that fraudulent myth, hook, line, and SINKER.
When in fact Stephen Harper has the poorest economic growth record of any Prime Minister since R.B. Bennett, back in the dark days of the Great Depression.
As if Stephen Harper's foul Porky Action Plan ads weren't annoying enough. Especially since we're paying for them.
Now it turns out his newest ones are being pulled because they are FRAUDULENT !!!
A Harper government advertisement touting a jobs program that does not yet exist has been pulled from the airwaves and won’t be seen again, Global News has learned.
