For many months Andrew Scheer has been making a fool out of himself by trying to scare Canadians with the idea of a carbon tax.
But it's just not working, the economy is too strong.
Unemployment is lower than it has been in forty years, and the good news just keeps on coming.
So a desperate Scheer has been forced to crawl through the gutter in a desperate attempt to kick the fear factor up a notch.
The other day I told you that I'm planning to attend Toronto's Gay Pride parade, even though I'm recovering from knee surgery.
Because I want to honour the victims of the Orlando massacre, and show the hate mongers of this world that we are not afraid.
Even if I have to hobble through that crowd on crutches, or ride majestically through it on the shoulders of my companion.
Well now I'm even more determined to go, because it seems some ISIS crazies are threatening to ruin the party.
By behaving badly.
Toronto police say they are aware of a possible threat from a German pro-ISIS group that identifies the Toronto Pride Parade as an “excellent target” for an attack.
And although I'm not sure whether they will be bringing their favourite goats, and although I know that Justin Trudeau will be marching in the parade, so I'm sure the police will take the necessary precautions.
I'm not taking any chances. I'm sending in the Con Brigade...
I mean they're always talking about fighting ISIS, so this is their chance.
But seriously, what everybody needs to know is that the ISIS crazies are about as Muslim as those porkers. They are the Kafirs or unbelievers.
They're murderous war criminals, drug addicts, rapists, gay killers, thieves, and cowards.
And judging from the murderous activities of their latest self declared recruit, they may even be sodomites.
So if they try to rain on the gay parade, they will end up in the hell of their own choosing...
And what those losers, or that loser, needs to know, is that the LGBT community is a fighting community.
The Gay Pride parade is a celebration of the three-day Stonewall Riots in 1969, and the official beginning of the Gay Liberation Movement...
We hate cowardly religious bigots with every bone in our bodies, and have been fighting them for over forty years.
And what they also need to know is that we are joined every year by tens of thousands of straight people, of all ages, and ethnicities. Who bring themselves and in many cases their children, to join in the fun and celebrate diversity, and tolerance.
Which is what makes us all strong. Or makes us Canada
And while we're marching on to victory....
They're heading for oblivion.
So if I was them I'd stay at home, and shove this absurd message where the sun don't shine...
Before I lose my temper and confiscate that deadly cellphone, and that toy gun. And ask the authorities to administer a random drug test.
But if they do insist on coming, I do hope they introduce themselves to me and my buddy Sébastien.
Because with more than twenty years of martial arts training between us, we'd LOVE to have a chance to welcome them to Canada.
For one thing is for sure eh?
They are losers.
The LGBT community will honour its dead.
And we are not afraid...
Canada Day and the Gay Pride parade share the same weekend.
So you can't fight for one, without fighting for the other...
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Every time terrorists attack a target in Europe, like they did in Brussels this week, it brings the warmongers crawling out of the woodwork in Canada.
And has the absurd Con chicken hawks blaming Justin Trudeau.
And sure enough the aftermath of that cowardly attack was no exception.
On CTV's Question Period yesterday Craig Oliver reminded viewers of Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
And he said Stephen Harper's views on military power, and his new war in Syria, are exactly the opposite: "Speak loudly and carry a twig."
But goodness knows Harper is desperate, and he can't wait to wave it.
I see the leader of the ISIS Death Cult may have had a bruising encounter with the American Death Machine.
Iraqi officials said Sunday that the head of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, was wounded in an airstrike in western Anbar province. Pentagon officials said they had no immediate information on such an attack or on the militant leader being injured.
And one can only hope it's fatal.
But sadly killing its deranged leader won't destroy that genocidal cult.
Back in my teenage days when I was studying martial arts and fighting a lot, I tattooed this famous Sun Tzu quote on the back of my right shoulder:
"Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster."
Which I deeply regret now along with so many other things.
But with Canadian warplanes maybe only hours away from beginning to bomb the ISIS hordes.
It's probably a good time for all us to know the enemy.
It's raining where I live tonight so I can't see the blood moon. But I'm sure if I was in Ottawa I would get a great view of it.
Hanging low and bloody over the House of Commons.
Because this was the day Stephen Harper finally got his War in Iraq.
And it couldn't have been a crazier show.
So great is Stephen Harper's contempt for Parliament, that even on the day when it debated his plan to take us to war, he didn't even bother to show up.
No doubt preferring to stay at home, and prepare himself psychologically so he can control himself, and his bowels, when the special moment arrives.
And after eleven years he FINALLY gets his War in Iraq.
So in his place in the Commons today we got John Baird, and this special moment.
It couldn't have been a more jarring sight, or a more deeply disturbing one.
For there was Stephen Harper, back from his stunning performance as Great Mother Leader at the United Nations, where he posed as a friend of women and children, and a champion of peace.
Now in an unusually agitated state, bordering on hysteria. Rambling on about the Great War on ISIS.
Trying to make us believe that the caliphate is coming to behead us in our beds.
Well in my last post I predicted that Stephen Harper would try to use the ISIS threat to behead Canadians in their bedrooms, to maximum political advantage.
By trying to make it sound like we are in real danger, and that only a Great Strong Leader like Himself can save us.
And sure enough there he was today, sounding like Big Daddy.
Well I see Great Chicken Hawk Leader is on his way to the NATO summit. With a strong message for his friends AND enemies.
"NATO I'm a raging bull not a piggybank. !!!!!"
"Putin gimme me the ethnic vote or ELSE. !#@!!! "
And the best one eh?
"ISIS you will not stop me from bribing Canadian voters !!!!!!"
