As you probably know, I've been portraying the Cons as a scary mob for a very long time.
From the days when Bev "Juice" Oda was running with the Harper gang, and driving the getaway car limo.
To the even scarier present...
So you can imagine how delighted I was to see that even Andrew Coyne has now reached the same conclusion.
They say you are not supposed to speak ill of the dead.
So I'd rather not say anything about the life and legacy of Ralph Klein.
But unfortunately we live in a very sick democracy. A country corrupted by leaders like Stephen Harper.
So when I see the MSM falling over themselves to see who can write a more glowing or fawning obituary, I believe some balance is required.
OMG. That wretched little Monkey King has done it again.
Pooped on the planet. And shamed us in the eyes of the world.
The Harper government is pulling out of a United Nations convention that fights droughts in Africa and elsewhere, which would make Canada the only country in the world outside the agreement.
And if you thought it was just an unfortunate accident because someone forgot to put on his monkey diapers, you'd be wrong.
He did it DELIBERATELY !!!! And the Cons have REASONS !!!!
The great Abraham Lincoln once said no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
But then he didn't live in Con Canada eh? And he didn't know Stephen Harper.
Because either the great man was wrong, or Harper has a phenomenal memory. Just like his scary ancestor.
Who never forgot ANYTHING his enemies did to him.
For even as Great Lincoln Leader struggles to put down the backbench rebellion of the Reform Confederacy, he just can't stop LYING.
For seven years they held their tongues, so as not to scare Canadians.
For seven years Stephen Harper was able to muzzle them, or force them to make sheep sounds.
BAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!
But now it's finally happened. The dam has broken. The old Reform gang is revolting !!!!.
Oh. My. Furry. Photo-op. It was supposed to be the animal show of animal shows.
The Con Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation's most spectacular production.
A chance to boost Great Ugly Leader's sagging polls, by making him look as cute and as cuddly as a giant panda.
But somehow, despite the heroic efforts of the marching band, and the FedEx cheerleaders, it just didn't work.
Gawd. You just can't teach old Cons new tricks eh?
For there they are bombarding the airwaves with their grotesque Porky Action Plan ads again.
Even though it's costing a fortune.
The Harper government spent $21 million on major advertising campaigns under its Economic Action Plan brand in 2011-12, according to the latest annual report on ad spending.
And even though we've told them those crappy ads are driving us NUTS !#@#!!
Gawd. I should have remembered I'm living in Harperland, not Wonderland.
I should have realized why that damm cat was laughing at me eh?
I should have known you can't trust those two old Con artists, Steve and Jimbo, no matter what they say.
I should have known it was all a scam.
As you know the Con regime is obsessed with changing or rebranding the name and the look of everything Canadian eh?
Making the colours of Canada blue and red, like the Con logo, instead of red and white like our flag.
Or solemnly declaring honking that henceforth the Government of Canada should be known as THE HARPER GOVERNMENT.
Well now we have a better idea of just how far this crazed crusade has gone. And it's SCARY.
Well, let's start with the good news eh?
Jimbo Flaherty got a fabulous new hat to go with his new shoes when he presented his latest budget today.
Or as the Cons call it, his Porky Action Plan 2013.
And the bad news?
The hat was bigger than the budget.
