The Harper Cons and the Great Job Scam

Gawd. I should have remembered I'm living in Harperland, not  Wonderland.

I should have realized why that damm cat was laughing at me eh?

I should have known you can't trust those two old Con artists, Steve and Jimbo, no matter what they say.

I should have known it was all a scam.

Jimbo Flaherty's Incredible Shrinking Budget

Well, let's start with the good news eh?

Jimbo Flaherty got a fabulous new hat to go with his new shoes when he presented his latest budget today.

Or as the Cons call it, his Porky Action Plan 2013.

And the bad news?

The hat was bigger than the budget.