Well after being missing in action for days, Stephen Harper finally dared show his face in the House of Commons today.
But it wasn't exactly a triumphal return, as you can see by the looks on the faces of his increasingly restless caucus.
And who can blame them eh?
When what he had to say must have had even some of those hapless Cons wondering whether Great Ugly Leader is losing his grip on reality.
OMG. I don't know whether to celebrate or send out an Amber Ape Alert eh?
But it appears as if Stephen Harper is missing in action.
He hasn't showed his face in the House of Commons for DAYS, and I'm starting to fear the worst.
Great Leader is not only hopelessly lost. Like the Ikea monkey. He's also losing his mind !!!!!
The birds have been flocking back to the island as they do every spring.
Flying in from south of the lake, on their way north.
But this year I'm not as glad to see them, as I usually am.
Because this year they can't help reminding me of what's going on in China.
He's spending millions of dollars attacking Justin Trudeau in the foulest way possible.
Trying to brainwash people into believing that Trudeau is not a real man.
Now he's preparing to spend millions more of OUR tax dollars trying to brainwash Canadians into thinking he's a real economist.
Well he's been called a lot of names.
And I've called him a few myself eh?
But I've never heard anyone call Great Ugly Leader the Wizard of Wrath.
Just as in the movie, our Wizard is playing the bully with the big stick to the very end.
In big things and little ones, the movie Wizard was nothing like the superior being that Dorothy, the Tin Man and the Lion expected to see when he was finally exposed. With Stephen Harper there is not much on display other than the lust to control, exercised with that familiar and most un-Canadian mean streak.
And I'm not sure it works.
The images are shocking and disturbing.
Just like the real thing.
But can an anti-bullying video be too shocking?
You be the judge...
It's hard to believe it's only been two years since that nightmare night.
Two years to the day since Stephen Harper finally got his precious majority.
And our precious Canada began to wither and die, as if choked by some monstrous weed.
Or ravaged by an invasion of alien apes from some barbarous planet in the bowels of the universe.
Oh. My. Gotterdammerung. Not even Sybil the Soothsayer could have predicted it would end like this eh?
Who could have known that Stephen Harper's rotting Con regime would collapse this way?
Not with a bang, but a boondoggle.
Uh oh. It looks as if Stephen "Raincoat" Harper is not only having trouble controlling his base impulses.
Controlling his depraved desire to portray Justin Trudeau as a girly man.
*Pant* *Pant."
He's also having trouble controlling his own caucus.
Because believe it or not, some of his Con stooges are refusing to peddle his porn
Well I don't know if there was a bright Jesus star hovering over Toronto fifty-four years ago .
Or a Death Star.
I don't know why the exorcist wasn't there. How hard is it to find a monstrous manger in a city for Crissakes !@#!!
But I do know that on that fateful day so long ago Stephen Joseph Harper was born.
And it was the day Canada started to die.
