Thursday, April 10, 2008
The Pitbull, the Puppy, and the Cockatoo
Whenever I go for a walk with my dog I'm always afraid that I'm going to bump into the neighbourhood's white trash redneck rockpig. Holding on ...with both hands.... to his scary vicious pitbull.
That is always foaming at the mouth, snarling and lunging and choking itself with its spiked collar .... trying to get at my old gentle lab. Who just ignores him and keeps plodding along.
It's horrible. I'm always afraid the pitbull is going to break free, and turn Kerouac into a bloody meatball right in front of me.
Which would probably drive me to stab or bite the Hound from Hell to death, and then kill the redneck rockpig by strangling him with his mullet.
Only to have to spend the next twenty five years behind bars.... mourning Kerouac....vowing MORE revenge when I get out.....being gang raped in the showers....while being forced to survive on the à la carte pen cuisine of Kraft dinner.... and MEATBALLS.
Which would be PAINFULLY humiliating as well as heartbreaking.
So I'm glad that the breed is now banned in the province.
But what I can't understand is why this pitbull has to die.
It doesn't seem right. It seems cruel and wrong.
It wasn't his fault that he was born a pitbull. Or given a name like Rambo. And he's never done anything except hop a fence.
Why cage him and kill him? Wouldn't it be simpler and more effective to go after the mouthbreathing idiots who keep on breeding and selling these poor doomed animals?
Hitting them with huge fines, or caging THEM in prisons. So they can live on meatballs. Instead of chips and beer. And of course service every con in the pen.
It's seems only fitting.
Yeah right Simon. Like that's really going to happen. In your dreams. What's next?
A dog being bullied by a BIRD?
Well now that you mention it....
That shameless feathered hussy. That poor little puppy.
Where's a pit bull when you NEED one?
Somebody PLEASE save Rambo.
What would we do without them?
BTW. In case you hadn't noticed...ahem...blogging may be LIGHTER than usual.For this OBVIOUS reason.
OMG.I can't fucking BELIEVE it. Les Glorieux are back.
Woohoo!!!!!! Who needs pitbulls?
When we got the Habs!!!!!