Remember how the other night I told you that it might be hard to give up swearing on my blog?
Because I enjoy it so much.
Well now I can PROVE it.
Because the Blog Cuss-O-Meter doesn't lie.
Wow. At first I was disappointed. A cuss level of only 48.2%? WTF? I felt like I had been cheated....by some fucking bastard.
But then when I saw that it was still 503% MORE than other websites who took the test I practically wept with joy.That's the first major blogging award I have ever won and I'm so friggin proud of myself.
So dazzled by my brilliance. Holy Shit. !!!!! How can I be so GREAT ????
And yet so incredibly humble.
In that regard I'd like to thank the right-wing homophobes and other Con batshite who continue to inspire me to come up with new and disgusting words to describe them.
And all I want to say to them is thanks assholes. Sixty per cent.... or bust.
And a big fuck you.
Next year I'll do even better...