Friday, January 18, 2008

Huckabestiality and the Insanity of it All

I don't have much time to blog tonight. But I thought I'd leave you with a few troubling questions to ponder:

(1) Has Mike Huckabee gone completely off the deep end?

"I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

Is it a some have suggested.... of huckabestiality?

I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.

And can I DARE to hope....please Jebesus PLEASE.... that Huckabeast will win the Republican nomination?

(2) Will Mitt Romney be able to slip into his Mormon pyjamas...and beat the rap that he is too TOLERANT of homosexuality?

Or will Hucky pull Mitty's panties right off him ....and nail him with his shining cross?

(3) Will somebody....anybody..... get to Scooby. Before the scientologists do?

And of course the biggest and most TROUBLING questions of all:

Why do so many straight people find gay people so FASCINATING?

And what WOULD they do without us?


  1. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Huckabeast is right. Those damn activist judges have been granting marriage rights for a man and his donkey and they ought to ammend the constitution banning man-donkey marriage. IT's infuriating that absolute brain dead fuck wads like this have a chance of actually becoming president of the United States. But if they are dumb enough to elect this idiot, they deserve it.

  2. Hi WaterBoy!!! Doncha love that guy? And he plays the bass guitar as well!!!!Too bad he raised his son to become a scout leader and hang dogs for kicks.It's those kind of Christian values I'm worried about.I'm still hoping he'll help destroy the Republican Party. But every now and then I have this horrible nightmare. What if the Americans are so dum he actually gets some kind of modern day Huey Long?
    So I've decided NOT to be his campaign manager in Canada anymore... :)