Friday, June 10, 2011

Tracy Morgan's Homophobic Rant















I've never liked Tracy Morgan. I find his humor asinine, crudely sexist, and vulgar.

And now I like him even less.

He said that there is no way a woman could love and have sexual desire for another woman, that’s just a woman pretending because she hates a fucking man. He took time to visit the bullshit of this bullying stuff and informed us that the gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.

He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little fuckers that bully them, not whine about it. He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death.

He mentioned that Barack Obama needed to man up and quit being all down with this just because he has a wife and two daughters. All of this being followed by thunderous cheer and “You go Tracys”. Tracy then said he didn’t fucking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.


Because misogyny and homophobia are no joke. And he's just PATHETIC.

The scary part is that so many in the audience would encourage him.

But then homophobia is a frighteningly common disease that infects millions all over the world.

And until it is eradicated.

It will diminish us ALL...

The Con Hogs and the Road to Resistance













Well at least now nobody can deny what lying hogs they are.

So the G8 legacy for Baird and Clement is complete — pork barreling, deceit and promotions.

Toronto’s G20 legacy is still unfolding, but it will include heavy-handed police tactics, unnecessary detention of law-abiding citizens, a city under siege, vandalism, small businesses denied compensation, an international black eye and the back of the hand from the Harper government.


The contempt they have for Parliament. And the truth.

And nobody can avoid the question that demands an answer:














How could the officially anointed King of Pork, a man who rained this $50 million in goodies throughout his riding under a bogus premise, with no paper trail or rationale, be promoted and put in charge of cutting government waste?

At least now we know the threat we face in the next four years.

“This is a special responsibility for you, the grassroots of our party, to ensure that sure our government does not waiver and that we stay true to our conservative principles,” Mr. Kenney told the crowd at the Ottawa convention centre.

From those who would put the values of their Godzilla before the values of most Canadians. From those who would turn Canada into a JUNGLE...





















“We don’t depend on the bloated bureaucracies of the nanny state; we thrive on our freedom and are upheld by the law,” he said.

“We don’t assume that history began in the Summer of Love; we honour a tradition reaching back to the Magna Carta.”

From those who have violated the laws of Parliament, raped our values, and would treat us like The Enemy.

“Our adversaries were focused on the obsessions of the chattering classes – like Taliban prisoners – rather than the practical bread-and-butter concerns of hard-working families.”

And most importantly, now at least we know what we must do if we want to STOP HARPER.










The thousands of positive comments shared online, the printing of “Stop Harper” buttons and stickers and lawn signs, and the many calls for further action convinced me that this is not merely a country of people dissatisfied with Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s vision for Canada.

It is a country of people burning with desire for change.

Media and politicians have argued that I tarnished the throne speech, a solemn Canadian tradition. I now believe more in another tradition — the tradition of ordinary people in this country fighting to create a more just and sustainable world, using peaceful direct action and civil disobedience.


And the road to RESISTANCE.

For this too we now know.

The Con hogs are preparing to steal our country.

And we must unite to STOP them...

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Sun Nooz TV : The Con Comedy Show
















When I heard that Kory Teneycke was going to be the big boss of Sun Nooz TV, I knew it would bomb eh?

But who knew it would be such a comedy show?

It’s important to bring to your attention, though, the fact that Sun News is providing a much-needed service in Canada. If you’ve got a devilish sense of humour, it is the most hilarious news channel you’ve ever, ever seen. You want weird comedy? You got it by the bucketful with these people.

And how about that Krista Erickson?

Recently, the channel’s Krista Erickson accosted dancer Margie Gillis on air about arts funding and tried to beat her up, verbally. This was comedy of the raw sort.

Erickson then went wacky. She waved her arms around in a lame attempt to mimic dance movement. Not a wizard at the arm ballet is Krista, believe me. She looked like the Martin Short character Ed Grimley getting excited. “This whole thing,” she barked, while frantically waved her arms, “Why does it cost $1.2-million over 13 years?” Then she shouted at Gillis to try to drown out the response.












And then it got worse.

Then Erickson went full-bore Monty Python. She denounced Gillis for being a dancer and having an opinion about Canada. The thrust of her argument was expressed as this: “We have lost more than 150 soldiers who have served in Afghanistan! They have put their lives on the line and, you know, it is, frankly, quite a serious business compared with people dancing on a stage!”

You can see the whole ghastly interview here.

But my advice is take John Doyle's word for it, because life is too short, they pay him to watch this stuff. And he has some good advice for Erickson.

Memo to Krista Erickson: Get out of Sun News now. Before your name becomes synonymous with Monty Python-style TV gags and the hilarity that ensues. But, before you go, do that attempted arm ballet thing again. Man, that’s funny.

Because when they start laughing at you it's OVER.

And Ezra Levant is funny enough...
















As for Kory Teneycke, my advice to him is to start polishing his resume, like he used to polish Stephen Harper's fleshy buttocks. Because this has to be the biggest bomb in the history of Canadian television.

And goodness knows who he'll hire next...



Sun Nooz TV, the lonely voice of the conservative movement.

Somebody please watch them eh? 

Fish? You like Feesh?

Muahahahaha...

Stephen Harper and Curse of Stanley













Oh dear. I see Stephen Harper jetted off with his entourage to Boston today, to try to revive the flagging fortunes of the Vancouver Canucks. Only to curse them further.

And stick us with the hefty gas bill.

Harper spokesperson Dimitri Soudas said the prime minister paid $1,000 for tickets to the game: $500 for himself, and $500 for his daughter.

However, Conservatives say it costs roughly $11,000 an hour to fly the government's Challenger jet.

Gawd. Who does he think he is eh? Prime Minister Nerd, an oil pimp from Alberta, or The Donald ?

How could he curse the Canucks by calling his cat Stanley?

Doesn't he know ANYTHING about hockey?

And what happened to these kittens ??????














Were they not cute enough? Or too DELICIOUS?

But seriously...it has been a really horrible beginning to Great Ugly Cuddly Leader's Thousand Year majority. First Brigitte ruined his Throne Speech.

Then she ruined his kitty contest. Together with the onion ring.

Then she ruined his hockey game...
















Golly. I know are lot of progressives are pretty gloomy about the next four years. And are wallowing in the pit of despair. But I'm not one of them.

I think resistance is fun....or LOL.....or Lulz.

Brigitte DePape has clearly inspired a lot of Canadians to find new ways of opposing the Harper regime.

The future looks promising...and entertaining.

And the pit of despair is just an illusion....

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

George Rekers and the Sissy Boy Experiment












He was a happy little boy, until George Rekers got his hands on him, tried to change him into a "real man."

And destroyed his life...



And who is George Rekers? This Christianist freak.

Great eh?

Little boys have the right to play with toy soldiers, or dolls. Real men come in all shapes and sizes.

Men who are afraid of their sexuality are truly pathetic, and should be pitied.

Religious monsters who try to turn children into freaks like them, only to destroy them, can't be punished enough...

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Hate Crimes and the Rainbow Cupcakes
















Statistics Canada has released the latest figures on hate crimes in this country and the results are depressing.

Statistics Canada said hate crimes reported to police increased by 42 per cent, rising to more than four incidents a day from less than three a day in 2008.

Not just because they continue to rise, but also because although all hate crimes are hideous.

Some are more bloody than others.

In 2009, three-quarters (74%) of incidents motivated by sexual orientation involved a violent offence, usually assault. In comparison, 39% of racially motivated incidents and 21% of religiously motivated incidents were classified by police as violent in nature.15

Victims of incidents motivated by sexual orientation were more likely than other victims of hate crime to suffer physical injuries. In 2009, 63% of victims of violent hate crimes motivated by sexual orientation were injured compared to 39% of victims of racially motivated incidents and 23% of victims of religiously motivated incidents.


But get so little attention. One brief mention in that Globe story, and ONE comment in more than six HUNDRED.

And then there is this chart that points to another problem...












We're not doing enough to fight bigotry in our schools. And sadly in some religious schools homophobia is still being encouraged.

Despite a ban on any rainbows at the St Joseph Catholic Secondary School anti-homophobia event June 3, the student organizers found a creative way to get their message across: hiding rainbows inside the cupcakes.

Oh boy. You've got to love those young bakers, but don't gay kids deserve better?

And why in more than five years have the Harper Cons done NOTHING to fight homophobia? Answer: because Great Godly Leader voted against making it a hate crime to attack gay people.















And like so many members of his rabid religious base, he believes they CHOOSE to be gay. So presumably if they changed they wouldn't be attacked.

Yup. As I've always said, we need to fight this government. We need to do more to fight bigotry in this country.

Religious schools should be abolished, before they hurt more children.

And I'm still waiting to see a video on Canadian TV.

Like this one from Britain...

Monday, June 06, 2011

Stephen Harper and Brigette's Message




















Well I see the legend of Brigette DePape continues to grow, like a red rose of hope in the darkness of Harperland. 

““I have been really inspired because there have been thousands of people who have sent messages or commented on the Internet. People know that hope for change is possible when we start taking action.”

Michael Moore thinks it's an iconic moment for Canada. Heather Mallick thinks she's the real thing.

And the right-wingers are in a foaming lather, howling this is not Egypt !!!!

Ms. DePape says Canada needs a local version of the “Arab Spring.” Perhaps she hasn’t noticed, but the Arab Spring is a revolt by oppressed individuals willing to risk their lives for the right to elect their own leaders. They are willing to die so they can make the same kind of democratic decision that Canada just made in electing Mr. Harper.

But I think they are missing the point. Canada is not Egypt, but nobody should underestimate the depth of popular anger in this country. And nobody is more responsible for DePape's popularity than Stephen Harper himself.

For five years he has governed like a political thug. He has pit Canadian against Canadian with one cheap wedge issue after the other. He has treated his opponents like The Enemy. He has shown his contempt for Parliament over and over again.

Now he has a mandate to govern. But with less than forty percent of the vote why should he be surprised that the other sixty percent don't believe he has a mandate to change this country beyond recognition?

Why should he be surprised if that majority decides to fight any moves to dismantle Canada by whatever non-violent means necessary, including civil disobedience?  

Why should he be surprised after the way he has assaulted women's rights, that  a young woman should step forward to challenge him?

“It is important to challenge the assumption that politics is the exclusive domain of politicians. It is really when ordinary people who voted against Harper take things into their own hands that we will hold him accountable.”

Why should he be surprised that her simple gesture should resonate with so many?

It seems so obvious to me. But what happens next is really up to Great Majority Leader. If he behaves himself, most progressives will spend the next four years preparing to defeat him in the next election.

If he doesn't, he can expect to confront the greatest peaceful, passionate, and creative  protest movement this country has ever seen.

Hey. I love red roses of hope. I love freedom. I love Brigette and her message of resistance.

Stephen Harper knows his Bible like he knows his attack ads.

So he should know this one eh?

If you sow the wind, you shall reap the whirlwind....

Sunday, June 05, 2011

The Con Oil Pimps and the Secret War in Europe















One more reason not to wear a maple leaf on your back pack if you visit Europe.

Newly released government memos have exposed a secret war that Canada is waging in Europe to kill clean energy policies and ensure no market closes to the dirtiest crude in the world – the tar sands of Alberta.

Canada's foreign team has also been getting cozy with big oil corporations they call "like-minded allies". They've held numerous secret meetings with BP, Shell, Total and Norwegian Statoil to share "intelligence" and discuss joint initiatives. The plans run to the very top: Canada's prime minister, Stephen Harper himself, met covertly with Total's CEO in Paris in June 2010, after a visit with French President Sarkozy. Total has since announced plans to pump $20bn into their Alberta projects by 2020.

Oh boy. They don't call them oil pimps for nothing eh?

First Big Oil destroys a country's industrial base, with the so-called Dutch Disease.

Then it corrupts our politics.

Then it corrupts EVERYTHING...

Bullied Gay Children and their Straight Friends



In 1972, Marlo Thomas, the American actress and social activist, released a children's book Free to Be...You and Me, which became an album and this made for television movie.

The project challenged gender stereotypes, it encouraged tolerance, and its basic message was that anyone, whether a boy or a girl, can achieve ANYTHING.

But now Thomas says that message doesn't mean anything anymore because too many children are being  bullied to death.

There was a time when the words "Free to Be" embodied a hope that whatever a kid was, was good enough. But "freedom" doesn't describe the world of this generation. Or of their parents. One of those parents wrote to me on my Facebook page.

"Hi, Marlo," wrote Kevin Jacobsen of New York. "Our son Kameron was bullied relentlessly and committed suicide on January 18th. He was 14. In lieu of flowers, we asked for donations to go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, my mom's favorite for decades. I know you're busy, but just wondering if you could take a look at our son. We have nothing else to lose."


















For all the walls we thought we'd broken down with Free to Be -- and all the stereotypes we thought we'd shattered -- children today are not free to be anything they want to be, nor anything they are, and they are dying for it. And no beautiful lyric can fix that.

Which makes me think what part of bullied, or shattered, or dead, don't these religious bigots understand?

And thank goodness for decent straight people like Marlo Thomas.

And Ben Cohen...



I have to admit that Ben Cohen could probably convince me the earth was flat eh?

Let's hope he can work his magic on the bullies and the homophobes.

Because free to be should be the right of every child.

And the bullied children of this world need all the help they can get...

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Peter MacKay and the Mouse that Roared

















Oh no. Duck and cover. Where's the Red Baron when we need him? I KNEW it was a bad idea to make Peter Dumbo MacKay the Minister of Defence.

First he lost the PC Party, then he lost Belinda, then he lost Afghanistan, then he lost the secret base in the UAE. And now I fear he's losing his mind.

Canada is looking at setting up bases around the world to better position the military to participate in international missions, Defence Minister Peter MacKay confirmed Thursday.

OK. Let me get this straight. We're spending billions in Afghanistan. A disaster if ever there was one, no matter what Great Warrior Poseur Leader says.

We're about to spend billions on new stealth fighters. We're spending millions every week bombing Libya. And who knows how long we're going to be there.

And now we are looking to lease bases all over the world? So we can get involved in even more little warlets, when the U.S. is running in the other direction, because it can't afford them anymore?

Even though we're running a massive deficit, sitting on a personal debt balloon, on the razor edge of another brutal recession?

Oh boy. If we must build bases wouldn't it be better to build them in the north, so we can figure out who is splashing around in our territorial waters? And how about we declare war on poverty in Canada instead? Or launch an all-out assault on this shameful problem?

Dr. Robert Schroth, a specialist in pediatric dentistry at the University of Manitoba in Winnipeg, says he has seen aboriginal children from remote communities with 18 out of 20 of their baby teeth rotting away.

Because some wars are more important than others. And there is only so much money to go around. Especially since the Cons are cutting corporate taxes.

So you know where this one is going...












But what also bothers me is the grinding jingoism of these Cons. And their absurd delusions of grandeur...

"The focus of the planning, let's be clear, is our capability for expeditionary participation in international missions.... We are big players in NATO. We're a country that has become a go-to nation in response to situations like what we're seeing in Libya, what we saw in Haiti...

Because I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than seeing Canadians strutting around the world, beating their little chickenhawk breasts, bragging that we're the "go-to nation" that can't fight enough wars. Like a mouse that roared.

Dumbo, Dumbo, you loser. Who do you think we are?

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick ?



But at least the go-to nation of Grand Fenwick set out to lose. And won by mistake.

With these dangerous Cons setting out to conquer the world.

We'll probably lose everything...