Wednesday, October 07, 2020

Donald Trump and the COVITA in the White House

When I saw Donald Trump on a balcony at the White House the other night I wasn't sure what he was doing there.

For a moment he looked like he was about to burst into song, or start channelling Mussolini. 

Then I noticed that they were shooting a political ad.

And I realized who Trump was really channelling, and the full horror of his monstrous message.

He has become COVITA, the deranged coronavirus denier, and his message is simple but brutal:

Don't cry for me America, I am fine, I beat the bug, I know more than the doctors. So don't let Biden and his Antifa communists scare you. Because I'm your everlasting leader, and I'm not going ANYWHERE #!!@

Which as the Lincoln Project points out is not only bad news for the country, it's especially bad for those who can't get away from his potentially fatal breath...


Donald Covita Trump.

Spreading COVID all over the place, while trying to claim that it's nothing, so you shouldn't worry if you get it.

And shouldn't bother to wear a mask, because real men like Trump don't wear them...

Even though as Tom Friedman writes, Trump is not a Superman, he's just a superspreader.

The verdict is in: He cast himself as Superman, but he turns out to have been Superspreader — not only of a virus but of a whole way of looking at the world in a pandemic that was dangerously wrong for himself and our nation. To re-elect him would be an act of collective madness.

Once he was just a clown.

Now he has become DEATH...


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

From an evangelical perspective Covita's performance on the balcony was nothing short of a miracle. Too bad Christie does't seem to have tapped into the same miraculous recovery but its unlikely that small detail will rain on their mask free victory parade.

RT

Anonymous said...

Trump's latest inane statement, "getting Covid was a blessing from God" should sit well with the 200K+ families who have lost a loved one(s) from Covid 19. His repugnance has no bounds as he bounces from one disaster to another. I wonder if the white house employees feel as blessed as he does as he meanders maskless throughout the building, spreading his blessings along the way. I hope that this blessing he has received will be of the long haul variety and that he gets to fully experience what the thousands who have died have experienced because of his total failure in dealing with the pandemic. So if you're listening, God, please be sure to bless Donald every day for the rest of his pathetic existence.
JD

Jackie Blue said...

Oh, the White House is apocalyptically infested all right. NY Times reporting that anywhere from 30-50 feral hogs -- er, White House staffers have Covid. Mike Pence had a fly land on his head at the VP debate, and now rabid raccoons are said to be roaming the White House lawn.

If this neglect keeps up, the White House will be as much of an eyesore as 24 Sussex and as much of a political hot potato to repair. Us Yanks might have to put in a formal request for a Canadian demo crew to fumigate the infestation, a la the War of 1812.

But hey, at least we dodged a bullet not electing that nasty woman with a private email server, eh? 😖

Anonymous said...

If we thought we saw crazy before just wait until the aftermath of election day. Covid Donnies goons and the kidnap plot could be just a warm up. "I don't know those fine people!"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/08/six-people-charged-plot-kidnap-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer

Jackie Blue said...

Cons are still having a wank over WeGhazi and the stupid committee that they fucked up. Meanwhile, Trudeau is gearing up to stand on guard for thee against the prospect of Civil War II: COVID Boogaloo.

https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/2020/10/08/canada-is-preparing-for-possible-disruptions-following-us-election-justin-trudeau-says.html

Oh, to be a fly on the wall (or someone's head) when those intel briefings are going on. Probably explains why Adam Scotti now has so many photos of him facepalming from stress and exhaustion. I don't think there was a single facepalm photo for the entirety of the first four-year mandate. What was it papa said about the elephant, now it's an orange woolly mammoth tripping on 'roid rage and testosterone.

Canadian MSM, of course, continues to whistle past the graveyard because Gavin McInnes, through Ezra Levant and the incestuous Postmedia/GlobeMailCTV/Suncor/ShawGlobalCorus/CPC/UCP/GOP/IDU autofellating ouroboros, is one of their own. All the friendly sausage makers and Canada Proud boys, stand back and stand by... 😲

Simon said...

Hi RT....I was surprised to see that Chris Christie was discharged yesterday. As an overweight male with asthma I would have rated his chances of surviving as slim. But one can't have everything, and most people who contract COVID never really recover...

Simon said...

Hi JD...I had the same reaction when I heard Trump say that getting Covid was a "blessing from God." Only a psychopath could say that, and it's yet another reason he must be defeated. He really doesn't give a damn about anyone except himself. But hopefully he will pay for all of this someday, and will suffer like so many have already, and thanks to him still will. I don't usually wish suffering on people, even Cons. But Trump is such a rotten selfish person, I want him to be punished for his crimes against humanity....

P.S. Have you noticed that Trump's Canadian supporters haven't been showing up in this blog's comment section? Dare we hope that they have seen the error of their ways? Or are they just dead?

Simon said...

Hi Jackie...I guess flies and raccoons are attracted to Cons, it must be the smell of garbage they wear like a suit. And when Trump is evicted from the White House, it will definitely need to be sanitized by an army of fumigators AND exorcists. As for the fake WE scandal I can't see it being revived. The Cons will try of course, but if they're not careful all they'll get is an election. I'm sure Justin Trudeau is exhausted, as are so many, but he also seems to be less tolerant of Con and NDP bullshit, so if I were them I'd tread carefully...

Simon said...

Hi anon@ 3:37 PM....Trump should now be considered a terrorist enabler. And if any of those Proud Boy kooks end up killing people he must share the blame. Trump's father was apparently a member of the KKK, so nobody should be surprised if Trump is also a violent racist.
When the time comes to charge him he should have enough to keep him behind bars for the rest of his life....