Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Stephen Harper and the Great Betrayal



It's like a nightmare version of Richard III. Or the last act of the Con regime.

Stephen Harper limping across the stage of his corrupt and decaying government screaming like a madman:

My Kingdom for a pipeline !!!!!

Or my Kingdom for a foreign worker !!@#!!

Because if you thought the Royal Bank was the only bank to replace Canadians with foreign workers you would be wrong.

Monday, April 08, 2013

The Ghastly Legacy of Margaret Thatcher



This time I waited until I was sure she was dead before I started celebrating eh?

For I'll never forget the last time Margaret Thatcher's death was announced.

And I was halfway through a bottle of cheap wine, until I realized it was only John Baird's pussy who had passed.

But now ding dong she's really gone, and I'm making up for that bitter disappointment.

Sunday, April 07, 2013

The Royal Bank and the Foreign Cons



By now you've probably heard about this outrageous story. 

Dozens of employees at Canada’s largest bank are losing their jobs to temporary foreign workers, who are in Canada to take over the work of their department.

But while the Royal Bank richly deserves what's coming to it, so do the Harper Cons.

Why We Should Fear What's Happening in Montreal



It's a scene that keeps repeating itself in the streets of Montreal.

A few hundred demonstrators set out on a peaceful march to protest against a totalitarian by-law limiting freedom of assembly.

Only to be kettled by the riot squad, and then arrested. Like they were again this weekend.

Friday, April 05, 2013

The Twilight of the Harper Regime



For seven long and dark years Stephen Harper was able to hold this country in his iron grip.

For years him and his Cons were able to fool Canadians into thinking they knew what they were doing.

For years he was able to make the stooge media dance to his tinny tunes.

But now it's all going horribly wrong. 

The Harperland Spring and the Partisan Nightmare



When I woke up today, the sky was blue, the sun was shining, and for a moment  I thought that Spring had arrived in Harperland. Finally !!!!!

But then I stepped outside, realized that it was still horribly cold eh? And my day went rapidly down hill.

Before I could even finish my first coffee, it was Sean, my very good and very NDP friend, on the phone and very angry: "Since when did YOU become a LIBERAL?"  #@!!!

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Justin Trudeau and the Con Attack Machine



Holy Voodoo Batman. I see Great Ugly Leader is getting ready to go after Justin Trudeau.

Hoping to pin his doll on the Trophy Board of Dead Liberal Leaders he keeps in his bedroom.

To inspire arouse him when he rises in the morning.

And so determined is the monster to add Justin to his collection, he has already announced plans to destroy him with his mighty Attack Machine !!! 

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Michael Sona and the RoboCon Scandal



Well, it's been a long time coming.

And I have to admit I had almost given up hope that anybody would ever be charged in connection with the RoboCon Scandal.

But finally somebody has picked up the ringing phone and answered my prayers. 

After 21 months of investigation, Elections Canada has charged a former Conservative campaign staffer over misleading robocalls in Guelph, Ont. in the 2011 election.

And now I can't help but think that this is just The Beginning....of the end of Stephen Harper.

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Stephen Harper and the Con Pit Bulls



When you stare at the public face of Stephen Harper's sinister Con regime, what you see is horrifying enough.

A tired, morally corrupt regime, that is willing to lie, muzzle people, or do anything to cling to power.

But what most Canadians don't see, what is hidden from their view, is even more frightening.

Monday, April 01, 2013

Stephen Harper's Witch Hunt Backfires Badly



Well it has been a year since Stephen Harper declared war on environmentalists.

And started going after the Green Menace like Joe McCarthy went after the red one.

Calling respected environmental groups "radicals" and "extremists" and ordering that they be investigated.

Now the first results are in, and no doubt Harper is rolling on the floor of his bunker tonight, screaming with disappointment, and/or biting the carpet.