Friday, November 05, 2010

Obama, The Sheep, and the Ugly Canadians

















It was a cold, grey, fall day. All I could do was pull my hoodie over my head, stare at the Wall of  Despair. And try to figure out which story was more depressing.

This story.

America elected Obama president, and America needs a strong president -- all the more so when he's under siege. But as Republicans gear up for the fight of their lives, Obama appears to be ironing his white flag.

Because who does Obama think he is? The leader of the progressives, or the darling of the lynch mob?

This story...



Because those poor sheep seem to love freedom more than he does.

And we all know it won't be long before the ruling teabaggers start screaming how DARE they build a slaughterhouse so close to Ground Zero? #!@#!#

Or this story?

So what’s up? Pundits worry more about fundamental rights than ordinary Canadians? Average Joes are too clueless to appreciate the slippery slope we’re on? Hard times have made people mean-spirited?

Or maybe they just think he’s guilty. Either way, Canadians seem determined to make up their own minds these days.

Because goodness knows the mob is NEVER wrong.

And my conclusion? All those stories are EQUALLY depressing.

Both countries have been taken over by crazy people.

They've got their teabaggers.

And we've got our ZOMBIES...



And of course the moral of my story is... the day progressives stop acting like sheep.

Will be the day those Cons stop eating our brains.

Or slitting our throats.

And the day we finally defeat them...

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Fighting the Bullies: Here Come the Canadians !!!






















When Dan Savage launched his It Gets Better campaign I have to admit I had mixed emotions.

On the one hand I was crazy happy that the issue of bullying was getting so much media coverage in the United States.

But on the other hand I felt sad, because there was nothing for our Canadian children.

Once again they had been forgotten. 















Even though their suffering is so great.

High schools are "the land that time forgot" in the ongoing battle to eradicate homophobia, laments University of Winnipeg education and communications Prof. Catherine Taylor.

"Kids are being tormented and terrorized, and very little is being done about it," she said.

But now I'm feeling so much better.

Because here come the Canadians !!!



And I'm proud too. Because I thought this YouTube was AWESOME. As good or better than any I have seen.

Now as I always say, telling kids that it will get better isn't enough. We have to tell them we're going to make it get better NOW.

By going after the bullies and their adult enablers, and showing them no mercy. 

But this is a great new beginning.

Our poor Canadian children aren't forgotten anymore.

And I'm so grateful...

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

The Homophobe and the Baseball Bat















Who said there wasn't some good news to come out of last night's horror show in the United States?

Remember Carl Paladino, the teabagger candidate for Governor of New York? The homophobic zombie who declared that the "gay lifestyle was not valid."

Well I'm happy to report that he got clobbered by the Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo.

In his victory speech, Cuomo took shots at Paladino and his Tea Party backing, saying: "They were trying to exploit the fear. They were trying to exploit the anger."

"The people of this state today said you're not going to divide us," Cuomo said. "You can try it somewhere else, but you're not going to sell that in New York."

And went out like a thug...



Golly. Who knew zombies carried orange baseball bats?

Next stop The Sopranos.

Muahahahaha...

Stephen Harper and the Teabaggers

















I could say a lot about last night's teabagger tidal wave, about the madness and the racism.

But right now all I want to say is that this right-wing freak is the new governor of Florida.

Despite his sordid background.

Scott's victory came despite relentless attacks from Sink over massive fraud at the hospital chain Scott founded, which led to his ouster and the company's payment of a record $1.7 billion fine. His supporters overlooked that history, accepting Scott's promise that he was guilty of no wrongdoing other than his failure to hire more auditors.

Scott was ousted by Columbia/HCA's board in 1997, days after FBI agents served warrants to search company facilities in six states and federal officials warned executives could face criminal charges.

You know...the guy who financed these ads...



And as if that wasn't bad enough,  in Louisiana David Vitter was re-elected to another term in the Senate.

Despite his sordid record...



A Senator who paid hookers to dress him up in diapers, while attacking gay people in the name of "family values" is re-elected.

Oh boy. What more can you say eh?

Except that Stephen Harper and his foul Cons are Canada's teabaggers.

Harper wants to kill medicare more than he wants to do ANYTHING.

Obama was too soft on these evil reactionaries, and we cannot afford to make the same mistake.

They say it’s time to sell off and privatize schools, hospitals and public services. We should say there are some important things best done together – like good public education for our kids and good health care no matter how big your wallet is.

The United States is a corrupt and dying nation, Canada must LIVE.

Fight them, fight them, fight them.

Don't let them win....

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Omar Khadr and the Country we Have Become




















Some Canadians look at the case of Omar Khadr and wonder My God what have  we done?

The trial of Omar Khadr has been called a travesty of justice, a violation of the rule of law, a kangaroo court and lots of other things beside. But what it really was, was a show trial.

And now Guantanamo's very first military tribunal has its first guilty verdict, thanks to those methods of coercion first perfected for the Soviet Bloc show trial. My God, what have we done? Somewhere in hell, Joseph Stalin is smiling.

But I look at this story.

The Ipsos Reid survey found that 49 per cent of the population did not want the Toronto-born Khadr, who confessed to the 2002 killing of a U.S. soldier in Afghanistan, to serve any part of his sentence in Canada.

More than two-thirds of respondents in the survey or 69 per cent said that "Khadr probably is guilty and this plea bargain is too generous, and that the Canadian government was right not to have offered him any assistance up to this point."

And this story
















"A guy in a Ku Klux Klan uniform, Confederate flag attached to the back, with a hood on, was holding a rope. And on the end of the rope was a guy in blackface, and the rope was really a noose around his neck,"

And wonder what kind of country we are becoming?

Because anyone who thinks all three stories aren't connected by a common strain, is either deluded. Or a racist. Or a Con.

This is what five years of Stephen Harper's morally bankrupt government has done to us

Who are those old, grubby, ignorant, teabaggers?

What happened to my beautiful country?

I don't recognize it anymore...

How Do You Say HOG in Italian?





















Answer: porco or Berlusconi.

On Tuesday in Milan, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi tried to play the sex scandal that has cast his political future in doubt for laughs by joking at a motorcycle show that it is “better to be fond of beautiful girls than gay.”

The old porco. He's a corrupt right-wing grunting hog who likes to grope teenage girls, and he dares to say he's better than gay people?

Like the twisted old man in the Vatican who clearly believes that diddling children and covering it up, is better than being gay. 

Oh well. As I see my people in Italy are saying...















Better gay than Berlusconi.

How about that Bunga Bunga?   

The young woman — who turned 18 this week — initially said the prime minister used for the sex parties: “bunga bunga.” As the Rome daily La Repubblica reported, the girl told investigators that “Silvio” told her that the ritual of “bunga bunga” was a rite of Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi’s harem.

And don't you LOVE this song?



Caligula, Mussolini, Berlusconi.

Who knew the decline of the Roman Empire would go on and on and on?

The Teabaggers and the Tabloids

















As we await the arrival of the teabagger tide in the U.S. here are a few things to reflect about.

Don't ever call it a grassroots movement.

The stunning rise of the Tea Party — which seems to have had spillover effects here with Rob Ford’s victory — shows how the wealthy have manipulated the anger following the devastating 2008 financial crash, and turned it into a battering ram for their own causes.

Don't call what's happening in the U.S. journalism.

On Larry King Live last week, commentator Ben Stein noted how the media were now running America. They choose the issues to amplify, they tell the people what they should think on these issues, they do it around the clock, and no one, not even a president as eloquent as Mr. Obama, can avoid being crowded out by the cacophony.

Because it's just propaganda...



And whatever you do, don't ever believe it couldn't happen here.

And here’s news for those of you still in shock: The real meaning of the Ford victory is that a true, reactionary Conservative can easily be elected in the 416 area code. With the right media strategy. Now, lie down with a cold cloth on your face for a while.

Because if Canada keeps on becoming more and more like Amerika.

And the Cons get their own news propaganda network.

We will wake up one day, in a country we don't recognize...

Rob Ford and the Flying Ghost
















Well as you can imagine, I didn't have a very good Halloween.

How are you supposed to scare anyone eh? When you're living in Rob Ford's Toronto. We're heading for four years of class warfare. 

Each of these policies on their own are enough to justify months of strikes. It has been said that “four years of turbulence” is what’s upon us now. I say “four years of class war” is probably a more accurate designation.

Stumbling on John Cartwright, from the Toronto & York Region Labour Council this past Wednesday I asked him what labour’s response to Ford would be. He said: “We’ll do to him what the Republicans are doing to Obama.”

And the mood in my neck of the woods is similar to the one in Pooh's little neighbourhood...









Because they all voted for Joe Pantalone. And he came LAST. The idiots.

And to make matters worse, even my dog was depressed. 

Because he didn't have the fancy costume the dog next door had.




















Until I told him WHAT ? !!!! You want to look like  Lawrence Cannon?

And then he felt better. Because ANYTHING is better than that.

Except of course HIM.

Oh well. I'm hoping that next Halloween will be better eh? By that time Rob Ford will probably be back in Florida, after one drunken episode too many. And failing to report that he can't count.

Lawrence Cannon should be tap dancing for quarters or metro tickets in front of some sleazy nightclub in Montreal.

Stephen Harper should be under arrest for war crimes and/or posing as an economist.

And whatever happens I'm building myself one of these...



OK. OK. I'm sorry. I was just having a little fun. I forgot I live in Canada.

But if I could put Stephen Harper's mask on it, and make it squeal like Rob Ford.

Who ate my gravy !!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!

I bet it would be REALLY scary...

Monday, November 01, 2010

Stephen Harper and the Peace Train
















I thought the Rally for Sanity was cute. A sweet progressive picnic.

And seeing Cat Stevens playing live for the first time was a bonus.

But as a political statement the rally was a DUD.

In a time of war we don't need no peace train.

We need more messages like this one.



So when Stephen Harper tries to fool Canadians into thinking that although he spent FOURTEEN years trying to destroy medicare, he now he wants to SAVE IT.

”When it comes to managing taxpayers’ money through a recession I will not make any apologies to a party that cut the military, that cut health care, that cut education and that raised taxes,” Mr. Harper cried. “We are on a very different track in this government.”

We can say how stoopid does he think we are? Does he think we don't REMEMBER?

Why is he yelling so much?

The Prime Minister typically builds to a full-throated yell, but here he went directly to a shout. Indeed, he seems now committed to yelling his way through this debate, to defeating his detractors with decibels.

Is he having another MELTDOWN?













And BTW...I know it's Halloween. But who the hell does he think he she is?

Norma Desmond or Paris Hilton?


















The government was put on the defensive in the House of Commons after a Postmedia News report that revealed the annual cost of the prime minister's office had ballooned to nearly $10 million -- a jump of 30 per cent over the past two years.

And why is he spending our hard earned tax dollars like water, trying to make himself look PRETTY? So he can tell the provinces later he doesn't have enough money for MEDICARE?

Oh yeah. Obama was a sucker. He was too soft on his enemies. He tried to play Lincoln instead of Sherman, and ended up sounding like Emperor Jones.

We don't need no peace train. We know who our enemies are.

We don't just want to defeat the Cons.

We want to DESTROY them...  

Why do They Call Lawrence Cannon a Looser Cannon?
















Because one day he says one thing.

“I speak in the name of the Government of Canada and what I can tell you is that any plea bargain was between Mr. Khadr’s officials, his lawyers as well as the American government. And the Government of Canada is not involved in that,” said Cannon.

And three days later he's proven a LIAR.

A U.S. State Department memorandum shows the Canadian government was aware of Omar Khadr's plea deal with the U.S. government, contradicting repeated denials by the Harper government such a deal had been made.

The shabby shameless stooge. He should resign for lying to the Canadian people.

But of course he won't, because he's one of Stephen Harper's Cons, and they lie ALL the time.

So if you want to get rid of one of them, you have to get rid of them ALL.

OK. When can we start ? 

The sooner the BETTER.

BTW...does anyone get the idea the Obama administration is starting to play hardball with those scummy Cons?

Are they being HUMILIATED or what? First the U.N. seat now this.

When is a looser Cannon just a LOOSER?

Muahahahaha....