Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Vic Toews: Hypocrisy as a Con Value











Of all the foul homophobes in Stephen Harper's sinister Con government, Vic Toews has to be the worst of a lousy lot.

He opposed protecting gay people from hate crimes. He compared gay marriage to a Black Mass. And over and over again he foamed into his fascist sheriff's mustache ....claiming it would lead to polygamy.

Well wouldn't you know it ? It turns out this champion of so-called family values has a little poly problem of his own.

The 55-year-old Toews' public face of self-righteous morality is now clashing with his troubled private life. An MP dubbed the "minister of family values" by Liberals is embroiled in a messy divorce after fathering a child last fall with a much younger woman.

Can you believe that? The Minister of Family Values impaled on his own quivering petard. Viva Viagra !!!

Of course, I always knew that this wretched bigot was a hypocrite.

He posed as a crime fighter. But was CON-VIC-TED of exceeding his personal campaign expense limits in the 1999 Manitoba provincial election.

He attacked patronage appointments like a rabid pitbull.

Whenever a loyal Liberal was rewarded with a courtroom to call their own, nobody screamed louder than MP Vic Toews.

Now he's apparently ready to roll over on his back and become a patronage judge. Scratch. Scratch. Purr. Meow.

But this sordid affair really is the last straw. I mean aren't these religious fanatics supposed to at least get MARRIED..... before they breed with much younger women?

Talk about hypocrisy. So much for the sanctity of marriage. So much for his fake family values.

Lordy. Jebesus save us. First we had Maxime and his biker chick. Now we've got Vicky, his mistress, and his love child. It's like the Fall of Rome on the Rideau. Or Gomorrah in Manitoba.

Look I know I'm a prude. But I really think it's time to put some real family values back on the national agenda. Before these shameless Cons turn our Parliament into a Swinger's Club. Or the House of Bestiality.

As for the vile homophobe and hypocrite Vic Toews .... I found out he was born in Paraguay.

So I strongly suggest that the patronage Cons forget about hiding him in a courtroom.

And send him there instead...

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P. S. Now we know what REALLY leads to polygamy..... and child fucking.

Isn't it about time crazy religion got the boot as well ?
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