In just a few hours I'll be following the rainbow, or waving it, at the Toronto Pride parade.
Along with about a million gay people and their straight friends and supporters.
It's always an awesome spectacle. A chance to celebrate our community, our survival, and in my case at least, send a giant F**K YOU to every bigot in the world.
Because that's what the rainbow flag means to me. FREEDOM.
Well he's been acting a little strangely lately.
The stress of watching the flood waters AND the opposition advancing, has clearly driven him over the edge.
He's been dressing up in a military uniform and pretending to be Great Commander Leader.
But while his pathetic phony photo-ops are hilarious, this is the absolute limit.
Well as you know the Con convention in Calgary had to be postponed due to an extreme weather event.
And Stephen Harper is terribly depressed because he can't press the reset button on his old and tired government.
Mike Duffy is sticking to him like a fridge magnet. And the tin foil is falling off the Con turkey.
So I thought I'd try to cheer him up eh?
By organizing a smaller convention, or Con reunion, of some of those nearest and dearest to him.
And you won't believe who is going to be there !!!!
I've been studiously trying to ignore anything that happens in the United States these days.
Because it's summer, the place is a mad house, and if I need crazy I've got Harper eh?
But I couldn't ignore the screams and the tears of joy of millions of gay Americans and their friends today.
Or the sparkly unicorn of this great victory.
They are without a doubt the most dangerous political gang this country has ever known.
Stephen Harper and his collection of ugly monsters in the Con PMO.
They are brutish Republican-style operatives, bullies, grunting ideologues and religious fanatics.
They will do ANYTHING to pleasure their depraved leader.
Even send out their own little piglets to make idiots out of themselves, and get caught.
It's one of the worst scandals in Canadian history.
A clear and deliberate attempt to steal an election.
But if you received a call from the Con conspiracy called Pierre Poutine, don't you DARE complain.
Or the Cons will make you PAY.
Two years ago I first told you the story of Far Enough Farm, the beautiful little hobby farm on the Toronto Islands. A gentle story book place if ever there was one.
I told you how the brutish Con ogre Rob Ford was trying to destroy it for no good reason.
And how I was worried that some of the humble animals that live there might have to put down if the farm was shut down, because nobody would want them.
Oh no. What a disaster.
And how ironic eh?
An extreme weather event, the kind the Cons don't like to talk about, has forced them to postpone their convention.
The Conservative Party national policy convention which was scheduled to get underway in Calgary next Thursday has been postponed, as city officials warn Calgarians to stay away from the downtown core now engulfed by flood waters.
So now not only are their plans to try to put lipstick on an old hog delayed. So is Stephen Harper's last desperate attempt for a comeback.
Golly. I bet the Cons are really regretting having gone after Tom Mulcair for ignoring a stop sign on Parliament Hill.
For not only did it make them look ridiculous.
It also made them look hypocritical.
And now to make matters even worse eh?
Watch out !!!! Here comes Maxime Bernier !!!
Well I see that even Andrew Coyne is starting to ask himself whether the Cons can save themselves from self destruction.
And whether they have lost their way or lost their minds.
But like all true believers he just doesn't get it.
