The Wonderful Humiliation Of The Con Clown Pierre Poilievre

Pierre Poilievre has always been a thorn in the side of human decency. 

He is an ugly right wing extremist, a cruel bully, and a toxic Trudeau hater of the lowest order.

Once he would say crazy things like "the root cause of terrorism is terrorism."

Now he's the Con shadow Finance Minister, and he's still saying crazy things....

He won't listen to the experts.

Former Bank of Canada governor Stephen Poloz says government spending and stimulus are not to blame for increased inflation.

I think that's not right," he said during an interview on CTV's Question Period airing Sunday. "In fact, what the stimulus did was to keep the economy from going into a deep hole in which we would have experienced persistent deflation."

Even the Con friendly Globe accuses him of running over the facts. 

Pierre Poilievre has sunk his teeth into a hot economic issue, inflation, and the Conservative Party’s shadow finance minister can point to a cost of living that is rising at a rate Canadians haven’t seen for years. But he still insists on stretching facts to push his point.

He is a big presence, blustery House performer, and many Conservatives will tell you he’s the best one they have. He needles ministers. He treats partisan politics like combat. And sometimes the facts get lost in the fog of war. 

Other countries are also battling rising inflation rates, but he doesn't care. He was suckled by the ghastly Stephen Harper... 

And like him, he believes that the truth is relative.

So it wouldn't be too surprising to find out, as the Beaverton suggests, that some MPs might have some dark fantasies about what they'd like to do to Poilievre.

An independent study tracking how our elected Members of Parliamentspend their day has found that, in average work week, the majority of MPs time is spent sitting at their desk, thinking about how, when and where they would punch Pierre Poilievre right in the face.

“I would never physically strike a fellow member of parliament, let’s be clear about that,” said one MP who wished to go unnamed. “But I can’t deny that when we’re in Question Period or a committee hearing I sometimes let my mind wander and it always ends up in the same place. My foot up his ass.”

It's a happy thought, but it's too violent for me. And besides, if I lost a shoe up Polievre's ample ass I'd be humiliated eh?

So I'd rather use the truth to humiliate him.

Canada's economy added 154,000 new jobs last month, surging past expectations and enough to move the jobless rate down to just six per cent.

Statistics Canada reported Friday that the jobless rate fell by 0.7 percentage points, to six per cent. That's the lowest jobless rate since the pandemic began. 

For that has got to REALLY hurt.

And this can only make him look like an idiot.

But even knocking Poilievre off his bully pulpit wouldn't be enough for me. I'd still have to listen to his grating Republican voice, corrupting our Parliament in some other job.

Like junior Minister of Transportation, or Minister of Junior Transportation...

So all things considered...

I'd rather see him cleaned right out of there with Rick Mercer's magic Smug Wipes...

   

And the seriously good news?

Making Poilievre his shadow Finance Minister was another of O'Toole's fatal mistakes. 

For no sane Canadian could ever allow a Con like him to get his grubby paws on our economy.

Nor ever trust the judgement of the man who appointed him.

So as I've said before, they're all going down together...