Thursday, October 13, 2016

Putin Ally: Vote for Donald Trump Or Die



As we know Donald Trump has a cozy relationship with the Russian strongman Vladimir Putin.

So cozy in fact that the Obama administration has accused the Russians of trying to influence the result of the American election. 

The Obama administration on Friday formally accused the Russian government of stealing and disclosing emails from the Democratic National Committee and a range of other institutions and prominent individuals, immediately raising the issue of whether President Obama would seek sanctions or other retaliation.


But this is the absolute limit.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Donald Trump and the Trumpism That Will Survive Him



He's been slowly losing it since he lost the debate, and a tape revealed him to be  vulgar, foul-mouthed misogynist who boasts about using his tiny fingers to sexually assault women.

He's been staying up too late tweeting crazy things, the strain of the long campaign is getting to him.

And now Donald Trump has finally gone over the deep end.

And declared war on his own party.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Donald Trump and the Republican Civil War



Donald Trump is said to be holed up in his bunker in the Trump Tower, surrounded only by his most faithful supporters, like Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, and the usual gang of neo-nazis.

He's still claiming that he won the last debate.


And that he's going to win the election, and Make America Great Again. MAGA!! MAGA!!

But with every hour that passes the mood in the bunker grows grimmer.

And with good reason.

Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: Now and Then



As we know these days Donald Trump can't say enough bad things about Hilary Clinton.

He calls her "lying, dying, and crooked Hillary" and accuses her of enabling her husband's sexual scandals.

And during Sunday night's debate he called her the "devil" and vowed to jail her if he ever becomes President. 

But seventeen years ago when Clinton was still coping with the fallout of those scandals, Trump couldn't praise her enough.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Donald Trump and the Night of the Stalker



When the latest chapter in the horror show that is the U.S. presidential election was finally over last night, I was shocked to hear a CNN pundit declare that he thought Donald Trump had won the debate.

Because while Hillary Clinton didn't perform as well as she did in the first one, and didn't deliver a knockout blow.

I thought Trump lost the debate even before it began.

Sunday, October 09, 2016

Donald Trump and the Death of the Republican Party



He has been holed up in his bunker in the Trump Tower slowly going crazy, or crazier.  

His aides say one moment he is depressed, the next moment he is delirious.

But yesterday afternoon Donald Trump finally emerged for a few brief moments, to wave to his shell shocked supporters and pump his fist in the air.


After issuing a defiant statement.

The Painful Education of the Con Clown Lisa Raitt



As you may have heard, the absurd Con clown Lisa Raitt is said to be preparing to enter the Con leadership race.

And to try to boost her profile she's been posing as the Con's finance critic, and attacking Justin Trudeau's plans for a national carbon tax.

But when she recounted the story about how of how her "friend Marie" might not be able to take one of her three boys to hockey practice because of that dastardly tax.

Some in the Commons couldn't help laughing.

Saturday, October 08, 2016

Robert De Niro On The Hoggy Bozo Donald Trump



A lot has been said or written about Donald Trump's disgusting remarks about women.

And I've made my position clear.

But while I like what Hillary Clinton has to say about that sexual predator.

Donald Trump's Disgraceful and Disgusting Non Apology



I can only imagine what the atmosphere must have been like at the Trump Tower last night.

But it couldn't have been pretty.

The panic, the wailing, the sheer desperation. And the old hog bellowing "I'm better than Bill Clinton, and I will make America Great Again #!!@#!!!

But when shortly after midnight, Donald Trump and his Trumplings finally agreed on a statement, it couldn't have been more inadequate, or more disgusting.

Friday, October 07, 2016

Has Donald Trump Just Destroyed His Own Campaign?



We already knew that Donald Trump was a sexist hog and a grubby misogynist. 

We knew he called women pigs and dogs.

We knew he was a dirty old man.

But this should just about finish him off.