It was such a beautiful day, the first real day of Spring, that I spent hours pedalling around my magic island, out of touch with the rest of the world.
So it wasn't until I met the three four bears at the little vintage amusement park, that I heard the stunning news. Little Jimbo Flaherty was missing in action !!!!
He has always wanted to strangle it. He has had to restrain himself for so long.
From the moment he entered politics, with the support of an organization that was founded to destroy medicare.
But now at last his foul assault on our precious healthcare system has begun.
And it's both stealthy and monstrous.
I told you he was the sleaziest political pervert this country has ever seen.
I told you he has no morals. I told you he has no class.
I told you he was so scared of Justin Trudeau he would do ANYTHING to screw him.
But who knew he was so debased he would turn a horrible tragedy into another attack ad?
The other day I wrote that the foreign workers scandal had given us a mighty weapon to use to destroy the Con regime.
For as you know Stephen Harper likes to boast about the number of jobs he has created.
But from now on he'll have to tell that one to his pet pig eh?
For now we know who got those jobs and it's just a SCAM...
We knew that he is the most grotesque political pervert this country has ever seen.
The ringleader of the RepubliCon raincoat brigade who brought American-style attack ads to Canada.
We knew he couldn't wait to screw Justin Trudeau. Because he's so jealous of him, so frightened of him, so DESPERATE.
But did Great Kinky Leader really have to whip out his dirty thing, so publicly, and so soon?
Well it didn't make it to the number one position on this week's music charts.
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead has failed to reach the number one spot in the music charts.
The Wizard of Oz song, which has been at the centre of an online campaign by opponents of Baroness Thatcher, reached number two after selling 52,605 copies.
And the BBC did chicken out.
But number two is still extraordinary for a 74-year-old song. And somewhere the spirit of the man who wrote it is chuckling tonight.
The last time I saw Joe Oliver he was still trying to sell his dirty oil pipeline.
Still trying to convince us that the water from the tailing ponds was safe enough to drink.
But since then there have been some unfortunate developments eh?
It turns out it's NOT good to the last drop.
Alexandre Boulerice is one of my favourite MPs.
He's a big guy, and when he gets up in the Commons and shouts at Stephen Harper, you can see the tyrant flinch wince wobble.
Which is a spectacle I rather enjoy eh?
So you can imagine how outraged I was to see Great Wobbly Leader launch an all out attack on the big guy, when he wasn't there to defend himself.
Over something he once said about the First World War !!!!
It's hard to imagine a worse horror story.
A young woman is sexually assaulted, and publicly humiliated.
Her school does nothing. A police investigation goes nowhere.
Then she is bullied, and then she kills herself.
I wasn't planning to write another post about the late Margaret Thatcher.
But now that I see that the Cons in Britain are planning to give her a lavish funeral. Even though most Britons are outraged.
Crippled by savage Tory cuts, ordinary Brits are furious at forking out £10million for the funeral of a woman who shattered many of their communities all those years ago and left them a legacy of despair.
And that if you plan to protest the police want your name.
I'm starting to get the horrible feeling that my heartfelt obit didn't do her justice eh?