The Slow Destruction of the Harper Regime

It's like a danse macabre. It's hard to know how much more he can take before he implodes.

Or does something crazy. 

Because it's all going horribly wrong. The opposition has him in their sights.

And in all the years I've been watching him, I've never seen Stephen Harper looking so defeated and so desperate.

Mike Duffy and the Hoggy Senate

Golly. I knew if we put Mike Duffy's mug on a milk carton something good might happen.

And sure enough, it did.

He took a short walk in the snow, and finally admitted he was wrong mistaken confused.

Senator Mike Duffy says he's going to pay back the living expenses he's claimed for his Ottawa home.

Duffy blamed the Senate for having unclear rules and forms. "We are going to pay it back, and until the rules are clear — and they're not clear now, the forms are not clear, and I hope the Senate will redo the forms to make them clear — I will not claim the housing allowance."

And no doubt it will only be a matter of time before he retracts what he said the other day:

Stephen Harper's Senate Nightmare

Gosh. When I watched Question Period today I wasn't sure whether I should call the fire department or the bomb disposal team.

For as you can see from this thermal image, Great Angry Leader was practically glowing in the dark, and threatening to blow up. 

And of course it was the Senate, his horrible nightmare that just keeps getting scarier and scarier.

For first there was Duffy, then there was Brazeau. And since today was Wednesday it had to be Wallin. 

The Brazeau Duffy Con Senate Show

Uh oh. It looks as if Senator Brazman's words have come back to haunt him.

One moment he was putting down Chief Spence, and claiming he's a better example for native youth than she is.

The next moment he was telling that one to the police AND Boss Harper. 

The Puffy Pig and the House of Trough

He was one the most grotesque figures ever to appear on Canadian TV. A monstrous tub of jiggling lard who could never hide his Con bias...even though he was supposed to be a journalist.

Or stop squealing for a Senate seat.

Now Mike Duffy has kicked up his disgusting act a notch by pretending to be a sleazy pornographer.

“I was disappointed to see that our dynamic young Premier in Prince Edward Island, Robert Ghiz, has climbed into bed with the Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador and honorable Senators know what a grotesque scene that is...’’

“Do honorable Senators know what happens when two politicians climb into bed together? One of them comes out on top and I am afraid that when one is in bed with Danny Williams, he will come out on top and I would hate to see where that will leave P.E.I. in the end.”

You mean a scene even MORE grotesque than the image of Mike Duffy in bed with Stephen Harper .... licking his ass for a Senate seat?

Or getting humped like a waterbed while wearing an Anne of Green Gables wig....for FOUR BBQ chickens?

Holy Wazoo Pig Pen. I don't think that's pornographically possible.

As for the vulgar gay angle.... brother Matt finds it icky.

But I can't even THINK about it...or I might never get it up again. Or have horrible nightmares.

Simon....Simon....it's your blubberly lubberly....Oink Oink....Grunt Grunt.....how about a little sex, with some P.E.I. french fries .....and lots of lots of GRAVY?

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

But seriously though... now that the Purple Puffy is loose in the House of Trough.

For the sake of P.E.I.

For the sake of decency.

Isn't it time we abolished the Senate?

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UPDATE: The Purple Puffer retracts himself.

So when is Stephen Harper going to retract himself for foisting this foulness upon us?